{"product_id":"i-thought-they-said-rum-tote-bag","title":"I Though They Said Rum  Tote Bag","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e I Thought They Said Rum Tote Bag - For When Your Ears Have a Sense of Humor (and a Taste for Fun)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe’ve all been there. A simple suggestion is made, your brain does a delightful little flip, and suddenly \"we need a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003erun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\" becomes a much, much better plan. The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Thought They Said Rum Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a celebration of those joyfully misheard moments, perfect for the beach lover, the vacation enthusiast, and anyone who prioritizes a good punchline (and a good punch). It’s a lighthearted, tropical nod to choosing fun over fitness, spontaneity over schedules.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrafted from durable canvas, this tote is your ideal companion for sandy shores, poolside lounging, or carrying the essential \"supplies\" for turning any ordinary day into a mini-vacation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Product Details \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlayful \u0026amp; Tropical Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Features the iconic, cheeky phrase \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I Thought They Said Rum\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in a fun, breezy font. Designs often include playful tropical accents like a palm tree, a pineapple, a sun, or a classic tumbler glass to complete the vacation-ready vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for Fun in the Sun:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Made from sturdy 10oz cotton canvas with reinforced handles and seams. Strong enough to carry towels, sunscreen, a paperback, and a cooler-ready bottle or two.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpacious for Your \"Supplies\":\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A generous 15\" x 16\" size is perfect for all your beach day essentials or your grocery run for mixers and limes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright, Vacation-Ready Print:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e High-quality printing ensures the fun, sun-faded look of the design stays vibrant and cheerful, trip after trip.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for the Fun-Loving Friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e An ideal gift for the beach bum, the cruise enthusiast, the friend who always suggests happy hour, or anyone with a great sense of humor about life's little mix-ups.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy Your Good Times Need This Tote\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efunny beach tote bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is essential for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeach Lovers \u0026amp; Vacationers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e who live for tropical vibes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Friend Who Always Suggests Happy Hour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (and we thank them for it).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFans of Pun \u0026amp; Dad Jokes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e who appreciate a classic misheard gag.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGift-Givers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e looking for a hilarious \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003egift for the fun-loving adult\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who actively chooses \"island time\" over \"gym time.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCruise Goers \u0026amp; Pool Party Hosts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e setting the tone for a good time.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCarry Your Island Vibe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis bag is your ticket to fun for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeach \u0026amp; Pool Days:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The ultimate bag for towels, snacks, and tropical drinks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrocery Store Mixer Runs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A hilarious way to carry your ingredients for fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBoat Days \u0026amp; BBQs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The perfect casual, conversation-starting carryall.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWeekend Getaways:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Pack your vacation essentials with a playful attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryday Errands (with a twist):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Add a splash of humor to a mundane trip to the store.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePairs perfectly with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Flip-flops, sunglasses, a sun hat, a lack of urgency, and the ability to laugh at yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I Thought They Said Rum\" Funny Beach \u0026amp; Vacation Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTropical Humor Canvas Grocery \u0026amp; Pool Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerson Carrying a Cheeky Misheard Phrase Reusable Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDurable Fun-Loving Adult Tote for Beach \u0026amp; Errands\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/memez.store\/search?resources%5Blimit_scope%5D=each\u0026amp;resources%5Boptions%5D%5Bfields%5D=title%2Cbody%2Ctag%2Cproduct_type%2Cvariants.title%2Cvendor%2Cvariants.sku\u0026amp;q=Beach+%26amp%3B+Vacation+Humor+Collection\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBeach \u0026amp; Vacation Humor Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/memez.store\/search?resources%5Blimit_scope%5D=each\u0026amp;resources%5Boptions%5D%5Bfields%5D=title%2Cbody%2Ctag%2Cproduct_type%2Cvariants.title%2Cvendor%2Cvariants.sku\u0026amp;q=Funny+Sayings+%26amp%3B+Pun+Totes3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Sayings \u0026amp; Pun Totes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/memez.store\/search?resources%5Blimit_scope%5D=each\u0026amp;resources%5Boptions%5D%5Bfields%5D=title%2Cbody%2Ctag%2Cproduct_type%2Cvariants.title%2Cvendor%2Cvariants.sku\u0026amp;q=Gifts+for+the+Life+of+the+Party\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGifts for the Life of the Party\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQ1: What material is the tote bag?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It’s made from durable 10oz cotton canvas, perfect for sandy beaches and sunny adventures.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQ2: What are the bag's dimensions?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It measures approximately 15\" wide x 16\" tall, offering plenty of space for your fun-in-the-sun essentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQ3: How should I clean it after a sandy beach day?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Shake out the sand first! Then, spot clean or hand wash in cool water. Air dry in the sun for that authentic beachy freshness.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQ4: Is this a bag for promoting drinking?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e It’s a bag for promoting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003ehumor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a lighthearted, vacation-state-of-mind. The joke is about a common, playful mishearing, making it a fun accessory for beach trips, pool parties, or anyone who enjoys a good pun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQ5: Is this a unisex bag?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Absolutely! A sense of humor and a love for fun tropical vibes are for everyone. The design is universally appealing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e In the Battle of Run vs. Rum, Choose the One with a Better Story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI Thought They Said Rum Tote Bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is for those who find the fun in everyday misunderstandings and who believe a little tropical humor makes any day brighter. It’s durable, practical, and instantly sets a relaxed, playful mood. Whether you're headed to the coast or just bringing coastal vibes to your local park, this bag is your cheerful co-conspirator.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to embrace the mix-up? Add to Cart. Your ears (and your sense of fun) will thank you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat corners for a seamless design\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colors\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label for authenticity\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47545878741240,"sku":"19301156721448100525","price":25.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/3088\/4856\/files\/1_7e4525c1-f87c-48b3-95d6-0b745e9f6016.jpg?v=1765864819","url":"https:\/\/memez.store\/products\/i-thought-they-said-rum-tote-bag","provider":"Memez Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}