Goose Tote Bag
Goose Tote Bag
Goose Tote Bag - A Honking Menace, Now in Bag Form
(Introduction)
Peace was never an option... for your tote collection. Our Goose Tote Bag immortalizes the internet's favorite agent of chaos: the Untitled Goose. Whether it's stealing a gardener's keys or your heart, this goose is ready to cause trouble. Featuring a beautifully illustrated, mischievous goose in mid-honk, this bag is for the rule-breakers, the pranksters, and anyone who finds joy in a little bit of well-intentioned anarchy. Durable, spacious, and honk-worthy, it’s the perfect bag for causing a scene (in the best way).
Product Details & Features
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Mischief-Proven Material: Crafted from a sturdy, high-quality canvas, this tote is built to carry your loot—er, your belongings—with rugged durability.
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Iconic Chaotic Design: Features a high-quality print of the iconic goose from the hit game Untitled Goose Game, captured in all its honking glory. It’s a must-have for gamers and meme enthusiasts.
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Surprisingly Spacious: With generous dimensions, this tote has plenty of room for your essentials, a picnic blanket, and all the "borrowed" items you can fit. Perfect for the park, market, or a day of gentle crimes.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles provide a comfortable carry on your shoulder or in your hand, leaving your hands free for important goose business.
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The Perfect Gift for Pranksters: The ultimate gift for the gamer, the friend with a chaotic sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates the simple joy of causing a little trouble.
Why You’ll Love This Chaotic Good Tote
This tote is more than an accessory; it's a statement. It tells the world you're not here to follow the rules—you're here to steal the show (and maybe a fake bell). The Goose Tote is a versatile staple that lets you show off your love for one of gaming's most beloved antagonists. It’s an instant conversation starter and a beacon for fellow agents of chaos who know that sometimes, being a little bit of a goose is a good thing.
Style & Vibe: Your Go-To Bag for Honk-Pilled Adventures
This tote is your perfect companion for a life less ordinary. Style it with:
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For the Park: The perfect bag for a picnic where you might "relocate" someone's sandwich.
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For Errands: Add a dose of whimsical menace to your grocery shopping.
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For Gaming Conventions: A must-have bag for PAX or any gaming event.
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For Everyday: The ideal accessory for carrying your things while you plot your next minor inconvenience for humanity.
For the full look, pair it with our Peace Was Never An Option Socks.
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Person carrying the Goose Tote Bag in a garden
Embrace Your Inner Menace!
Why carry a boring bag when you can carry a honking symbol of pure, unadulterated chaos? The Goose Tote Bag combines practical, everyday functionality with the hilarious and beloved spirit of the Untitled Goose. It’s the perfect gift for the lovable troublemaker in your life or a must-have for your own collection of iconic gaming merch.
Ready to commit some goose crimes? Add to Cart and let the honking begin!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This tote measures a spacious 15" (W) x 16" (H) with a 4" gusset, making it perfect for carrying a laptop, a water bottle, and all your daily essentials (and stolen goods).
Q2: Is the tote bag machine washable?
A: For the longevity of the vibrant print, we recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: Is this an official Untitled Goose Game product?
A: This is an inspired design and is not an officially licensed product of House House or Panic.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is made from durable canvas with reinforced stitching and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it great for books, groceries, and garden tools you've "acquired."
Q5: How long will shipping take?
A: We ship fast! Orders are processed and leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days. You'll receive a tracking number via email as soon as it's on its way.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |