Retreat Mode Funny Tee
Retreat Mode Funny Tee
Retreat Mode Funny Tee - My Social Battery is at 0%
The people have been great, the noise was tolerable, but the internal alarm is blaring: System Overload. The "Retreat Mode Funny Tee" is the official uniform for the socially drained, the overstimulated, and the proudly reclusive. This shirt isn't a cry for help; it's a polite but firm "Do Not Disturb" sign for your entire being. It’s a hilarious and relatable signal to the world that you've reached your human interaction limit and are now powering down for essential recharging, alone.
Product Details & Features
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Recharge-Ready Comfort: Made from super-soft, premium cotton that feels like a safe haven for your senses.
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Relatable Introvert Design: Features the simple, powerful phrase "Retreat Mode" in a clean, modern font that speaks volumes without shouting.
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Hermit-Friendly Fit: A classic unisex cut that’s perfect for curling up on the couch and avoiding human contact. (Check our size chart for the perfect fit!).
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High-Quality Print: Durable, crisp printing that will last through many cycles of socializing and subsequent hibernation.
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The Perfect "I Understand" Gift: A brilliant, empathetic gift for your introvert friend, your overstimulated partner, or anyone who values their solitude.
Why This Tee is Your Personal Sanctuary
This shirt is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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Introverts & Highly Sensitive People (HSP) who need to recover from social events.
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The Overstimulated & Socially Drained who have hit their people limit.
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Anyone Experiencing Burnout from work, family, or just the general chaos of life.
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Gift-Givers looking for a thoughtful and funny present that says "I respect your need for space."
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Fans of the Irish Goodbye who believe the best exit is a silent one.
Style Your Reclusive Vibe
This sanctuary-in-a-tee is your go-to for:
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Post-Party Recovery: The first thing you change into after surviving a social gathering.
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Mental Health Days: The official shirt for declaring a day of quiet and solitude.
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Running Essential Errands: A subtle warning to strangers that you are not open for small talk.
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Cozy Nights In: For pairing with a good book, a weighted blanket, and absolute silence.
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Pairs perfectly with: Noise-canceling headphones, a locked door, a favorite comfort show, and zero obligations.
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Do Not Disturb. Recharging in Progress.
Your presence is a privilege, and right now, it's out of office. This tee is a gentle, humorous way to honor your boundaries and protect your peace.
Ready to officially power down? Add to Cart and get yours today!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the t-shirt made from?
A: It's made from 100% premium, breathable cotton that's perfect for creating a comfortable, sensory-friendly environment for your retreat.
Q2: How do I wash it to keep the print looking great?
A: We recommend washing inside-out in cold water and tumble drying on low. Avoid bleach to keep the message as clear as your need for solitude.
Q3: What are the exact sizing details?
A: We offer a full unisex size range from S to XXL. Please refer to the detailed size chart on the product images for the perfect fit.
Q4: Is this shirt promoting anti-social behavior?
A: Not at all! It's a lighthearted way to communicate the very real need for solitude that introverts and overstimulated people have. It’s about self-care and setting healthy boundaries, all with a dose of relatable humor.
Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships!
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Army, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Maroon, Navy, Military Green |
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| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |







