Deadlines Is More Like Dead Inside Tote Bag – Dark Humor Canvas
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Deadlines Is More Like Dead Inside Tote Bag – Dark Humor Canvas
👜 Deadlines Is More Like Dead Inside Tote Bag by Memez Store
Carry your cynicism in style with the Deadlines Is More Like Dead Inside Tote Bag by Memez Store. Perfect for students, professionals, and anyone who feels the weight of looming due dates, this made‑to‑order canvas tote turns everyday errands into a moment of dark humor.
💼 Tote Your Existential Dread with Pride
This spacious canvas tote proclaims your true feelings about deadlines without you having to say a word. Printed with bold “Deadlines Is More Like Dead Inside” typography, it’s the ideal companion for library runs, grocery hauls, or coffee shop writing sessions—because your bag understands you.
🖤 Rugged Canvas Built to Last
Crafted from 100% heavyweight cotton canvas, this tote bag stands up to daily use. Reinforced stitching and sturdy handles ensure you can haul textbooks, laptops, or that emergency snack stash—while making your point.
🕒 Made‑to‑Order for Authenticity
To reduce waste and guarantee a fresh, vibrant print, every tote is produced only after you place your order. Please allow 3–5 business days for production before shipping—just enough time to contemplate the next deadline.
🔥 Eco‑Friendly Printing That Endures
Our eco‑inks resist fading, cracking, and scratching. Whether you machine‑wash on cold or wipe clean with a damp cloth, your message stays as sharp as your wit.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for the Chronically Overwhelmed
Know someone who’s permanently swamped? This tote bag is a hilarious, empathetic gift for coworkers, classmates, or friends who joke they’ll never meet their deadlines. Pair it with a gift card for coffee—because caffeine and dark humor go hand in hand.
☕ Versatile, Everyday Carryall
Beyond paperwork and laptops, this tote doubles as a reusable grocery bag, gym carryall, or weekend market shopper. It’s your daily dose of dark comedy on the go.
🔧 Care & Maintenance
Keep your tote looking sharp:
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Machine wash cold (inside out) on gentle cycle
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Hang to dry or tumble‑dry low to protect the print
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Do not bleach—eco‑inks stay vibrant when cared for properly
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Spot clean for quick refreshes between washes
👝 Style & Usage Tips
This versatile tote works everywhere:
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Office & Campus: Carry your laptop, notebooks, and that emergency coffee
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Errands & Grocery Runs: Durable canvas holds up to 15 lbs of goods
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Gifts & Gags: Pair with a funny mug or notebook for the ultimate “dead inside” set
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Everyday Carry: Stashes snacks, chargers, and anything you need to survive your next deadline
🌟 Why Made‑to‑Order Matters
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Zero Overproduction: We print only what’s sold, reducing waste
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Fresh Prints: Your design is produced just for you—no sitting in inventory
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Eco‑Conscious: Sustainable inks and materials every step of the way
❓ Frequently Asked Questions
What material is this tote bag made from?
It’s 100% heavyweight cotton canvas—sturdy enough for daily use yet soft on your shoulder.
How large is the tote and what’s its capacity?
Measuring 16″ × 15″ × 3″, it comfortably holds up to 15 lbs—perfect for groceries, books, or work essentials.
How long will my made‑to‑order tote take to arrive?
Production takes 3–5 business days, then standard shipping applies. Expedited options are available at checkout.
Can I machine‑wash it?
Yes! Machine wash cold (inside out) on gentle cycle. Tumble‑dry low or hang to dry for best results.
Do you offer bulk or wholesale pricing?
Please contact our support team at support@memez.store for custom bulk orders and special pricing.
What if I’m not happy with my tote?
We stand by our quality with a 30‑day return/exchange policy. Reach out and we’ll make it right.
🔚 Conclusion
When deadlines loom and motivation wanes, let the Deadlines Is More Like Dead Inside Tote Bag do the talking. Functional, funny, and made just for you on demand, it’s the ultimate blend of practicality and black‑humor relief.
🛒 Order yours now at memez.store
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas for durability
- Flat corners for a sleek look
- Self-fabric handles for easy carrying
- Heavy fabric for sturdiness
- Available in natural and black colors
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |