Master of Baste Tote Bag
Master of Baste Tote Bag
Master of Baste Tote Bag - For the Sultan of Sauces & Baron of Basting
All hail the undisputed ruler of the roast! The Master of Baste Tote Bag is the ultimate funny cooking tote for the kitchen commander who knows that flavor is everything. This clever culinary pun tote celebrates the BBQ king, Thanksgiving hero, and home cook who takes their basting duties very seriously. Whether you're carrying groceries for the big meal, hauling your secret spice rubs to a cookout, or just showing off your kitchen cred at the farmer's market, this bag declares your expertise with delicious humor. Suit up for your next culinary mission with the gear worthy of a flavor champion!
Product Details & Features
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Chef-Quality Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas built to handle the weight of grocery hauls, kitchen supplies, and your heavy-duty cooking ambitions.
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Saucy & Punny Design: Features "MASTER OF BASTE" in a bold, authoritative font fit for a department head of deliciousness.
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Kitchen-Ready Spacious: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions perfect for carrying produce, recipe ingredients, oven mitts, and all your culinary essentials.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles for a comfortable grip, even when loaded down with potatoes for a holiday feast.
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The Perfect Foodie Gift: The ultimate funny gift for grill masters, a punny present for home cooks, or a white elephant gift for the friend who always hosts Thanksgiving.
Why You'll Love This Culinary Tote
This funny cooking pun tote bag is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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BBQ Pitmasters & Grill Enthusiasts who live for the smoke.
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Thanksgiving Heroes who take turkey duty very seriously.
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Home Cooks & Foodies with a sharp sense of humor.
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Pun Lovers who never miss a chance for a good wordplay.
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Anyone who wants to look cool while doing the most important job at the cookout.
Style It Your Way
Carry your culinary title with pride:
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Grocery Shopping: Your official funny grocery tote for all your recipe ingredients.
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Farmer's Markets: The perfect market bag for your fresh, seasonal finds.
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Potlucks & Cookouts: A hilarious party tote for carrying your famous dishes.
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Cooking Classes: A fun and conversational icebreaker.
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Gift Giving: A fantastic and funny gift for a new homeowner, foodie friend, or the family handyman.
Pairs perfectly with: A premium apron, a set of tongs, and our "Some Assembly Required" mug.
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Master of Baste Funny Cooking Tote Bag
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Person carrying Master of Baste tote at a farmer's market
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Funny Gift for Grill Master Tote - Memez Store
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Cooking Humor Tote for BBQ Lovers
Conclusion: Claim Your Culinary Throne!
Don't just be a cook—be a MASTER. The Master of Baste Tote Bag is the perfect way to showcase your skills, your humor, and your rightful place as the ruler of the roast.
Ready to baste in the glory? Add to Cart and secure your title today!
H2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the tote bag made from?
A: This durable and reusable tote is made from high-quality canvas that's perfect for carrying groceries, kitchen tools, and all your culinary project supplies.
Q2: How do I clean the tote bag?
A: We recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild detergent. Do not machine wash or tumble dry to preserve the print quality.
Q3: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with a 4" gusset - perfect for standard grocery runs and farmer's market hauls.
Q4: Is this tote bag machine washable?
A: No, to preserve the vibrant pun-tastic print, we recommend spot cleaning only to keep your culinary title looking fresh.
Q5: What is your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days. Please allow extra time for delivery during holiday seasons.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |






