Merry Drunk Tote Bag
Merry Drunk Tote Bag
Merry Drunk Tote Bag - The Most Honest Bag of the Season
(Introduction)
'Tis the season to be jolly... and a little tipsy. Cut through the forced holiday cheer with a dose of hilarious honesty. Our Merry Drunk Tote Bag is the ultimate accessory for the office party, the family gathering you survive with wine, and the festive bar crawl with friends. Featuring a playful, festive font and the truth we're all thinking, this bag isn't just for carrying your things—it's for carrying the vibe. Durable, spacious, and unapologetically fun, it’s your new favorite holiday companion.
Product Details & Features
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Party-Proof Material: Crafted from a sturdy, high-quality canvas, this tote is built to handle the festivities, from spilled eggnog to crowded parties.
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Hilariously Festive Design: Features a high-quality print with "Merry Drunk" in a festive, holiday-inspired font. It’s a witty, playful design that gets a laugh at any adult holiday gathering.
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Generously Spacious: With ample room, this tote easily holds your secret Santa gift, a cozy sweater, a water bottle, and all your holiday essentials (including a flask).
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles provide a comfortable carry on your shoulder or in your hand, leaving your hands free for holding drinks and snacks.
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The Perfect Party Gift: The ultimate White Elephant, Secret Santa, or stocking stuffer gift for the friend who loves a good time and a great joke.Why You’ll Love This Holiday Party Tote
This tote is the life of the party. It’s for those who believe the best holiday memories are made with a little liquid courage and a lot of laughter. The Merry Drunk Tote is a festive staple that lets you show off your fun-loving spirit and break the ice at any gathering. It’s an instant conversation starter and a beacon for fellow holiday revelers who don't take the season too seriously.
Style & Vibe: Your Go-To Bag for Festive Fun
This tote is your perfect companion for all your holiday hijinks. Style it with:
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For Parties: The perfect bag to carry your ugly sweater change of clothes and secret Santa gift.
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For Bar Crawls: A fun and functional bag for a festive pub crawl with friends.
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For Errands: Add some humor to your holiday shopping trips.
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For Gifting: An absolutely hilarious present for a sibling, best friend, or coworker.
For the full look, pair it with our Nog Socks.
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Get Your Festive On!
Why have a silent night when you can have a memorable one? The Merry Drunk Tote Bag combines practical, everyday functionality with a dose of holiday humor that’s sure to be a hit. It’s the perfect gift for the party-starter in your life or a must-have for your own festive adventures.
Ready to spread some tipsy cheer? Add to Cart and let the festivities begin!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This tote measures a spacious 15" (W) x 16" (H) with a 4" gusset, making it perfect for carrying a secret Santa gift, a water bottle, and your party essentials.
Q2: Is the tote bag machine washable?
A: For the longevity of the vibrant print, we recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: Is this design appropriate for an office party?
A: That depends on your office culture! It's a hilarious and popular design, but we recommend gauging your workplace's vibe first.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is made from durable canvas with reinforced stitching and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it great for gifts, groceries, and holiday treats.
Q5: How long will shipping take, especially for the holidays?
A: We ship fast! However, during the busy holiday season, we recommend ordering early. Most orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Check our website for specific holiday shipping deadlines.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |