Not After y Third Latte Tote Bag
Not After y Third Latte Tote Bag
Not After My Third Latte Tote Bag - The Caffeinated Boundary We All Need
(Introduction)
Let's be real: you're not a fully formed human until at least the third latte. This "Not After My Third Latte" Tote Bag is the hilarious, honest warning label every coffee lover needs. Whether you're a busy parent, a swamped student, or an office worker running on espresso and hope, this bag declares your pre-caffeinated state to the world. Durable, spacious, and brutally accurate, it’s the perfect accessory for establishing healthy boundaries—one coffee cup at a time.
Product Details & Features
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Brew-tifully Durable Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas that’s as reliable as your favorite coffee shop.
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Relatable Coffee Humor: Features a high-quality print with the brutally honest slogan, "Not After My Third Latte." It’s the universal mantra for anyone powered by caffeine.
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Generously Spacious: With ample room, this tote easily holds your laptop, a book, a water bottle, and of course, your coffee travel mug. Perfect for work, school, or a caffeine-fueled errand run.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles provide a comfortable carry on your shoulder or in your hand, leaving your hands free to hold your precious coffee.
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The Perfect Gift for Coffee Lovers: The ultimate gift for the barista, the coworker who lives on coffee, or your sleep-deprived best friend. It’s a hilarious and accurate present.
Why You’ll Love This Honest Coffee Tote
This tote is your shield against small talk and demanding tasks before you're properly caffeinated. It’s a badge of honor for those who understand that coffee isn't a beverage—it's a personality trait. Wear it to the coffee shop and get a knowing nod from the barista. It’s for those who are powered by espresso and sarcasm, and aren't afraid to show it.
Style & Vibe: Your Go-To Bag for Caffeine Core
This is your go-to tote for any coffee-related activity. Style it with:
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For the Coffee Run: The perfect bag for carrying your wallet and keys on your morning pilgrimage for caffeine.
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For Work/School: A great bag for your laptop and supplies, silently warning colleagues of your pre-coffee status.
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For Lounging: Ideal for a cozy day at the cafe with a good book.
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For Gifting: A fantastic and funny gift for any coffee addict in your life.
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Establish Your Caffeinated Boundaries!
Let your tote do the talking until you've had your required dosage. The "Not After My Third Latte" Tote Bag combines unbeatable comfort with the brutally honest humor that every coffee drinker needs. It’s the perfect gift for the caffeine fiend in your life or a well-deserved treat for yourself.
Ready to defend your pre-coffee peace? Add to Cart and brew up some style!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This tote measures a spacious 15" (W) x 16" (H) with a 4" gusset, making it perfect for carrying a laptop, a notebook, and your daily essentials.
Q2: Is the tote bag machine washable?
A: For the longevity of the print, we recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: Is this bag too confrontational?
A: It's all in good fun! It’s a lighthearted, relatable joke that most coffee lovers will understand and appreciate. It's a conversation starter, not a confrontation!
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is made from durable canvas with reinforced stitching and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it great for books, groceries, and your coffee stash.
Q5: How long will shipping take?
A: We ship fast! Orders are processed and leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days. You'll receive a tracking number via email as soon as it's on its way.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |