Social Plan Funny Tee
Social Plan Funny Tee
Social Plan Funny Tee - My Favorite Plan is No Plan
You’ve been invited to a thing. A gathering. An event. Your heart sinks as you frantically search for a polite excuse. The "Social Plan Funny Tee" is the ultimate inside joke for introverts, homebodies, and professional cancellers. This shirt is a brilliant, minimalist declaration that your ideal Saturday night involves a blanket, a streaming service, and a firm "no" to any and all invitations. It’s for anyone who believes that the most productive part of their day is successfully avoiding plans.
Product Details & Features
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Anti-Social Comfort: Made from super-soft, premium cotton that feels better than any crowded room ever could.
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Minimalist Sarcastic Design: Features the simple, powerful phrase "Social Plan" in a clean, modern font, with the word "Plan" subtly crossed out.
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Cancellation-Friendly Fit: A classic unisex cut that’s perfect for staying in and doing absolutely nothing. (Check our size chart for the perfect fit!).
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High-Quality Print: Durable, crisp printing that will last through many successful avoided commitments.
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The Perfect Hermit Gift: A brilliant, understanding gift for your friend who always flakes, your sibling who hates parties, or the proud homebody in your life.
Why This Tee is Your Polite "No, Thank You"
This shirt is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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Introverts & Socially Anxious People who find plans draining.
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Professional Flakers who excel at the art of the last-minute cancellation.
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Homebodies & Hermits who believe their couch is the best destination.
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Gift-Givers looking for a hilarious and deeply relatable present.
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Anyone whose ideal "social plan" is a quiet night of solitude.
Style Your Anti-Plans Vibe
This plan-free tee is your go-to for:
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The Night of a Cancelled Event: Wear it as a badge of honor for your reclaimed free time.
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Lounging at Home: The official uniform for doing nothing with intention.
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Running Quick Errands: A subtle signal to fellow introverts that you're one of them.
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When You're Forced to Socialize: A humorous warning to your host about your true desires.
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Pairs perfectly with: A cleared calendar, a deep sense of relief, and zero FOMO.
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Soft Cotton Anti Social Tee for Hermits
Why Make Plans When You Can Cancel Them?
Embrace the joy of a blank calendar. This tee is a proud declaration that your presence is a gift, and sometimes, the best gift you can give is your absence.
Ready to officially opt-out? Add to Cart and get yours today!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the t-shirt made from?
A: It's made from 100% premium, breathable cotton that's perfect for a comfortable, plan-free day or night.
Q2: How do I wash it to keep the print looking great?
A: We recommend washing inside-out in cold water and tumble drying on low. Avoid bleach to keep the sarcastic message looking sharp.
Q3: What are the exact sizing details?
A: We offer a full unisex size range from S to XXL. Please refer to the detailed size chart on the product images for the perfect fit.
Q4: Is this shirt promoting being anti-social?
A: It's all in good fun! It's a lighthearted take on the very real need for solitude and the pressure to be constantly social. It validates the choice to recharge alone, all with a dose of relatable humor.
Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships!
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Army, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Maroon, Navy, Military Green |
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| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |