Still Hammered Since Christmas Eve Tee
Still Hammered Since Christmas Eve Tee
Still Hammered Since Christmas Eve Tee - The Holiday Hangover Uniform
(Introduction)
The stockings are empty, the turkey is leftovers, but the eggnog... the eggnog is still haunting you. This "Still Hammered Since Christmas Eve" tee is for the brave souls who celebrated the holidays with a little too much cheer and are now wearing the consequences with pride. A hilarious nod to the marathon of festive indulgence, this shirt is the perfect way to communicate your current state without having to say a word. It’s for anyone who believes the holiday spirit should last straight through to New Year's.
Product Details & Features
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Hangover-Approved Comfort: Crafted from 100% premium, extra-soft cotton that's gentle on sensitive systems. Perfect for lounging on the couch and questioning your life choices.
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Bold & Relatable Design: Features "STILL HAMMERED SINCE CHRISTMAS EVE" in a clear, bold font that's easy to read, even through blurry vision.
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One-Size-Fits-All Regret: A classic unisex fit available in a full range of sizes. Because overindulgence doesn't discriminate.
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Durable Print for Long Recovery: High-quality printing that will last longer than your headache.
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The Perfect Party Person Gift: An ideal present for your funniest friend, your sibling-in-mischief, or as a souvenir for yourself from the holiday chaos.
Why You'll Love This Hilarious Tee
This shirt is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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The Life of the Party who closed the place down on Christmas Eve.
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Anyone Dealing with Family who needed a little liquid courage.
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Friends & Siblings who share a tradition of festive overindulgence.
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Fans of Edgy & Relatable Humor that tells it like it is.
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Adults who want a funny, non-traditional holiday shirt.
Style It Your Way
Wear your status with pride (and maybe some aspirin) for:
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Boxing Day/December 26th: Your official uniform for recovering on the couch.
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Post-Holiday Gatherings: A hilarious icebreaker at friendsmas parties.
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Running Errands: A subtle cry for help and understanding at the grocery store.
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New Year's Eve Prep: A warning shot for the festivities to come.
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Gift Giving: A guaranteed laugh for your funniest and most mischievous friend.
Pairs perfectly with: A large glass of water, a greasy breakfast, and a dark sense of humor.
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Conclusion: Embrace the Aftermath!
The holidays are a marathon, not a sprint. This "Still Hammered Since Christmas Eve" tee is the perfect, humorous badge of honor for anyone who gave it their all and lived to tell the tale (barely).
Ready to recover in style? Add to Cart and nurse that holiday spirit.
H2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the shirt material?
A: This tee is made from 100% premium cotton for a soft, comfortable fit that's perfect for sensitive, recovery days.
Q2: How do I care for the shirt?
A: For best results, wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low. Avoid using bleach, as bright lights may be too intense right now.
Q3: Is this a unisex shirt?
A: Yes! This tee features a classic unisex fit, making it a great gift for any festive troublemaker.
Q4: What sizes are available?
A: We offer a full size range from Small to 3XL. Please check our size chart on the product page for the best fit.
Q5: Is this shirt appropriate for my office party?
A: We'll leave that judgment call to you and your HR department! It's perfect for friendsmas parties and casual gatherings.
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Army, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Maroon, Navy, Military Green |
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| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |