Coffee FIrst, Choas Second Meme Tote Bag
Coffee FIrst, Choas Second Meme Tote Bag
Coffee First, Chaos Second Tote Bag – Funny Caffeinated Priority Tote
🧵 Short Description:
Your daily battle plan, in bag form. The "Coffee First, Chaos Second" tote bag is a hilarious and honest declaration for anyone who knows that caffeine is the key to conquering the day. Before you can handle the emails, the deadlines, the errands, or the general madness of life, you need your fuel. This durable tote is your partner in crime, ready to carry your coffee gear and everything else you need to tackle the chaos. Made to order for minimal waste.
⚠️ Note: This product is made to order – no bulk waste, just fresh prints.
Why You’ll Love This Tote
The Ultimate Relatable Mantra
This phrase perfectly captures the non-negotiable first step of the day for millions. It’s a witty, self-aware design that prioritizes self-care (in the form of coffee) before tackling everything else.
Your Daily Survival Kit
Crafted from sturdy natural canvas, this tote is perfectly sized for your thermos, a bag of beans, and all the essentials you need to face the day. It’s the bag that gets your priorities straight.
The Perfect Gift for the Busy & Caffeinated
Ideal for the busy parent, the overwhelmed student, your work bestie, or anyone who runs on coffee. A functional and funny gift that says, "I understand your struggle."
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Coffee First Chaos Second funny priority meme tote bag -
Durable canvas tote with Coffee First Chaos Second design -
Person carrying a Coffee First tote with a coffee thermos
🧠 FAQ – Coffee First, Chaos Second Tote Bag
Q1: What are the dimensions and material?
A1: This tote is made from durable, natural cotton canvas. Approximate dimensions are 15" x 16" (38cm x 40cm) with sturdy handles for carrying your coffee and daily essentials.
Q2: Is the design text-based or does it have graphics?
A2: The design typically features the bold, clear text "Coffee First, Chaos Second" in a stylish font, making a strong statement with a minimalist aesthetic.
Q3: How much weight can it hold?
A3: This is a durable tote bag designed for everyday use and can comfortably carry 20-30 lbs (9-13 kg) of groceries, books, or your work gear.
Q4: How long does production and delivery take?
A4: As each item is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery time then depends on your location and the selected shipping method.
Q5: What is your return policy?
A5: Due to the personalized nature of made-to-order items, we only accept returns for damaged or defective products. Please visit our Returns Page for full details.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
15" x 16" |