"Dear Santa Bring Coffee Or Don't Bother" Tote Bag - A Caffeinated Christmas Essential

Introduction

Let's be clear with Santa this year. The "Dear Santa Bring Coffee Or Don't Bother" Tote Bag delivers your holiday priorities with a perfect shot of humor. Designed for those who believe the best presents come in bags labeled "whole bean," this durable tote is your festive, functional companion for the season. It’s the honest gift every coffee lover truly wants.

 Features of the "Dear Santa" Coffee Tote

• Sturdy & Roomy: Made from robust natural cotton canvas, this bag features strong, reinforced handles and a spacious main compartment, ideal for carrying coffee, groceries, or last-minute gifts.

• Bold & Relatable Saying: Features a high-quality print with the brutally honest and hilarious message: "Dear Santa, bring coffee or don't bother." It’s the mantra for a no-nonsense, caffeinated holiday.

• The Ultimate Reusable Holiday Bag: Perfect for festive shopping, carrying your secret Santa gifts, or as your go-to grocery tote. It’s a sustainable choice that speaks volumes.

• Eco-Friendly & Practical: Ditch disposable bags with a reusable tote that proudly declares your one true Christmas wish.

• The Perfect Funny Gift: An absolute hit for coffee-obsessed friends, coworkers, baristas, or your grumpy-but-lovable family member. The ideal Secret Santa or White Elephant gift that guarantees a laugh.

• An exclusive, original design from Memez Store.

Why You’ll Love This Caffeinated Tote

This tote bag is more than an accessory; it's a declaration. It’s for anyone who has ever side-eyed a fruitcake and wished it was an espresso martini instead. This design instantly connects you with fellow caffeine disciples who understand that holiday cheer is directly proportional to coffee levels. Show your festive spirit with a dose of delightful sarcasm and practical style.

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•  Trade Coffee

•  Caffeine Informer

• Dear Santa Bring Coffee Or Don't Bother Funny Tote Bag

• Sassy Coffee Lover Christmas Gift Reusable Tote

• Holiday Sarcasm Meme Bag for Caffeine Addicts

Stop hinting and start telling. The "Dear Santa Bring Coffee Or Don't Bother" Tote Bag is the perfect blend of durable functionality, laugh-out-loud honesty, and festive charm. It’s the ultimate gift for the person on your list who values a good brew over everything else. Practical, witty, and unapologetically caffeinated, this tote from Memez Store is the holiday essential you didn't know you needed. Add to cart and make your Christmas wishes crystal clear!

FAQ Section

Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This bag measures a generous 15" (W) x 18" (H) with a 5" gusset, offering ample space for all your caffeinated hauls. The handles are designed for comfortable shoulder carrying.

Q2: What material is the bag made from?
A: It's constructed from high-quality, durable natural cotton canvas, built to withstand heavy use.

Q3: How do I care for the tote to make the print last?
A: The design is printed with high-quality, long-lasting inks. For best results, we recommend turning the bag inside-out and machine washing it in cold water, then air-drying it.

Q4: What is the weight capacity?
A: This tote is sturdily constructed and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it perfect for heavy bags of coffee beans, books, or holiday shopping.

Q5: How do I place an order?
A: Simply select the quantity, click 'Add to Cart', and proceed to our secure checkout. We'll process your order quickly and ship it with care!

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.