Espresso Regret Tote Bag
Espresso Regret Tote Bag
Espresso Regret Tote Bag – Funny Caffeine Consequences Tote
Introduction
You knew it was a risk. That third espresso after 4 PM called to you, and you answered. Now, you're wide awake at 2 AM, replaying every life choice that led you here. The Espresso Regret Tote Bag is a tribute to that specific, self-inflicted state of caffeinated clarity and panic. For the brave souls who love coffee just a little too much, this bag is a badge of honor—and a warning. Carry your essentials while proudly displaying the consequences of your delicious, delicious actions.
Why You'll Love The Espresso Regret Tote Bag
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Spacious & Practical: Plenty of room for your laptop, a notebook to jot down 2 AM ideas, and probably another coffee you probably shouldn't have. It’s the perfect bag for your day, no matter how long it unexpectedly becomes.
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Durable & Reusable: Made from sturdy, high-quality cotton canvas, this tote is built to last through all your late-night adventures and next-day zombie modes. The handles are reinforced for heavy loads (like the weight of your poor decisions).
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Hilariously Relatable Vibe: The "Espresso Regret" message is an instant laugh for anyone who has ever stared at the ceiling, questioning their life after one shot too many. It’s a perfect blend of humor and truth.
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Eco-Friendly & Stylish: Make a sustainable choice with a bag that has personality. This reusable tote is a chic, conversational accessory that’s better for the planet than single-use plastics.
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The Perfect Gift for Coffee Daredevils: An ideal present for the barista who has seen it all, the coworker who runs on espresso, or your friend who never learns their lesson. It’s a functional and deeply relatable gift.
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Close-up of the witty Espresso Regret text on a canvas tote
Life is full of regrets. Make sure yours are caffeinated. The Espresso Regret Tote Bag is for those who embrace the thrilling cycle of poor timing and excellent taste. It’s the perfect blend of function, humor, and honest-to-goodness truth for the coffee lover who lives on the edge.
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FAQ
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A1: It measures a practical 16" (W) x 18" (H) with a 5" gusset, offering plenty of space for your daily essentials and your lingering regret.
Q2: Is the bag made from durable material?
A2: Absolutely. It's crafted from premium, heavy-duty cotton canvas that can handle the ups and downs of a caffeine-fueled life.
Q3: Is this tote bag easy to clean?
A3: Yes! For best results, we recommend a gentle machine wash in cold water and air drying to preserve the quality of the fabric and the witty print.
Q4: Who would appreciate this as a gift?
A4: It's a fantastic gift for any coffee aficionado, insomniac, barista, college student, or anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor about their life choices.
Q5: How much weight can it hold?
A5: The bag is robustly constructed with double-stitched handles that can comfortably support up to 30 lbs, perfect for books, groceries, or the heavy burden of your decisions.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |