Merry Cluck-Mas Tote Bag
Merry Cluck-Mas Tote Bag
Merry Cluck-Mas Tote Bag - A Poultry in Motion Holiday Greeting
Forget "Tis the season"—it's the cluckin' season! The Merry Cluck-Mas Tote Bag is a delightfully silly and pun-filled tribute to our feathered friends, perfect for adding a dose of barnyard cheer to your holidays. This bag is for the chicken keeper, the farm enthusiast, the lover of dad jokes, and anyone who wants a Christmas that's a little less "ho ho ho" and a little more "bawk bawk bawk." It’s festive, it’s fowl, and it’s downright fun.
Crafted from durable canvas, this tote is your go-to for carrying farm-fresh eggs to holiday gatherings, chicken feed from the store, or just your regular groceries with a side of holiday poultry puns.
Product Details & Features
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Egg-cellent Punny Design: Features the iconic, feathered phrase "Merry Cluck-Mas" in festive, holiday script. Often paired with adorable illustrations of chickens in Santa hats, festive hens, roosters with wreaths, or cartoon eggs decorated like ornaments.
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Built for Farm-Fresh Festivities: Made from sturdy, easy-to-clean 10oz cotton canvas with reinforced handles. As reliable as your favorite laying hen.
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Spacious for Your Holiday Haul: A generous 15" x 16" size is perfect for carrying egg cartons to share, bags of feed, holiday baking ingredients, or a cozy blanket for a winter farm visit.
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Bright & Cheerful Print: High-quality printing in classic holiday reds and greens makes the chickens pop and the pun land perfectly.
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The Perfect Gift for the Quirky Animal Lover: An ideal, laugh-out-loud gift for chicken owners, 4-H families, farmers, or anyone who appreciates niche, wholesome holiday humor.
Why Your Coop Needs This Tote
This chicken Christmas tote bag is essential for:
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Backyard Chicken Keepers & Homesteaders who celebrate their flock year-round.
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Farmcore & Cottagecore Enthusiasts with a love for rustic holiday charm.
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Pun Aficionados & Masters of the Dad Joke.
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Gift-Givers seeking a unique and hilarious farm-themed Christmas gift.
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Teachers or Parents of kids who love animals and silly jokes.
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Anyone who wants to wish their friends a holiday that's truly for the birds (in the best way).
Carry Your Festive Fowl Mood
This bag is your holiday helper for:
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Farmers Market Holiday Strolls: The perfect bag for your egg-based purchases and homemade treats.
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Feed & Supply Store Runs: A festive way to stock up on scratch grains.
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Gift Deliveries to Neighbors: Especially if you're gifting fresh eggs or baked goods.
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Ugly Sweater Parties: Pair it with a chicken-themed sweater for maximum effect.
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Everyday December Errands: Crack a smile at the grocery store checkout.
Pairs perfectly with: A flannel shirt, muddy boots, a dozen farm-fresh eggs, and the cheerful chaos of a barnyard at dawn.
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"Merry Cluck-Mas" Funny Chicken Holiday Tote Bag
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Festive Poultry Pun & Farm Humor Canvas Grocery Tote
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Person Carrying a Whimsical Chicken-Themed Christmas Bag
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Durable Reusable Bag for Chicken Lovers & Quirky Christmas Gifts
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What material is the tote bag?
A: It’s made from durable, easy-to-wipe 10oz cotton canvas—perfect for the occasional bit of hay or outdoor adventure.
Q2: What are the bag's dimensions?
A: It measures approximately 15" wide x 16" tall, a nicely sized "nest" for all your holiday essentials.
Q3: How should I clean it?
A: For easy care, shake it out and spot clean with a damp cloth. For a deeper clean, hand wash in cool water. Air dry. No fuss, just like caring for a good-natured hen.
Q4: Is this just for people who own chickens?
A: While chicken owners will cluck with joy, the appeal is much broader! It's for anyone who loves animals, clever wordplay, and adding a unique, humorous twist to their holiday style.
Q5: Is this a unisex bag?
A: Absolutely. The love for puns, farms, and festive fun is wonderfully universal. The charming, illustrated design is for everyone.
Have a Cluckin' Good Holiday!
The Merry Cluck-Mas Tote Bag is a celebration of rustic charm, wordplay, and the simple joy of the season. It’s functional, festive, and guaranteed to spread smiles (and maybe a few confused clucks). Durable, spacious, and packed with personality, it’s the perfect way to carry your holiday spirit in a uniquely egg-centric way.
Ready to rule the roost this season? Add to Cart. Let's get cluckin' festive!
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |