Not Fast Just Festive Tote Bag
Not Fast Just Festive Tote Bag
Not Fast Just Festive Tote Bag – Funny Holiday Hustle Tote
Introduction
Tired of the holiday hustle? This bag is your official permission slip to slow down and savor the season. The "Not Fast Just Festive" Tote Bag is a hilarious and honest declaration for anyone who is moving at their own merry pace—whether that’s baking a fifth batch of cookies, watching holiday movies, or simply admiring the lights. Ditch the stress and carry your holiday spirit (and your gifts) in this charming, relatable tote designed for joyful, not frantic, celebrations.
Why You'll Love This Not Fast Just Festive Tote Bag
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Spacious & Practical: Ample room for all your festive essentials—last-minute gifts, a cozy scarf, a thermos of hot cocoa, and all those grocery store holiday deals. It’s the perfect companion for your seasonal errands.
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Durable & Reusable: Made from sturdy cotton canvas, this tote is built to handle the busiest time of the year. The strong, double-stitched handles are perfect for carrying heavier holiday loads.
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Relatable Holiday Humor: The "Not Fast Just Festive" message is a witty antidote to seasonal stress. It’s a fun, conversation-starting design that celebrates a more relaxed and joyful approach to the holidays.
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Eco-Friendly & Festive: Be kind to the planet while spreading cheer! This reusable tote is a sustainable and stylish alternative to disposable gift bags and shopping bags.
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The Perfect Holiday Gift: An ideal present for your friend who is always late to the party but brings the best energy, the parent managing the holiday chaos, or anyone who prefers eggnog over efficiency.
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Not Fast Just Festive Tote Bag with holiday humor design -
Person carrying the festive red and green tote with presents -
Close-up of the funny Not Fast Just Festive text on a canvas tote
This holiday season, choose festive over fast. Let this tote bag be your reminder that joy, not speed, is the true goal. It’s the perfect blend of function, humor, and holiday spirit for anyone who believes the best way to celebrate is by actually enjoying it.
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FAQ
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A1: This festively spacious tote measures 16" (W) x 18" (H) with a 5" gusset, giving you plenty of room for gifts, groceries, and holiday goodies.
Q2: What material is the tote made from?
A2: It's crafted from high-quality, durable cotton canvas that's perfect for the festive season and beyond.
Q3: Is this bag machine washable?
A3: Yes, for easy care after the holiday fun. We recommend a gentle cycle in cold water and air drying to preserve the vibrant print.
Q4: Who would love this as a Christmas gift?
A4: It's a fantastic gift for almost anyone! Especially great for busy parents, holiday hosts, your funniest friend, or coworkers with a good sense of humor.
Q5: How much weight can it hold?
A5: The bag is sturdily constructed and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, perfect for all your holiday shopping, library books, or a bundle of firewood.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |