Quank Who Needs Consistency Anyway Tote Bag
Quank Who Needs Consistency Anyway Tote Bag
Quank Tote Bag - Who Needs Consistency Anyway?
(Introduction)
Is it a duck? Is it a goose? It's a glorious, chaotic hybrid that defies all labels. Our Quank Tote Bag celebrates the hilarious "quank" meme—a duck-goose mix that perfectly represents everyone who just wings it. Featuring this confused but confident bird and the relatable phrase "Who Needs Consistency Anyway," this bag is for the free spirits, the rule-breakers, and anyone who believes that a little identity crisis makes life more interesting. Durable, spacious, and delightfully weird, it’s the perfect bag for your beautifully inconsistent life.
Product Details & Features
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Chaos-Proven Material: Crafted from a sturdy, high-quality canvas, this tote is built to handle all your wonderfully unpredictable adventures.
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Viral Meme Design: Features a high-quality print of the adorable "quank" (a duck/goose hybrid) with the witty caption "Who Needs Consistency Anyway." It’s a hilarious tribute to embracing the unknown.
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Generously Spacious: With ample room, this tote easily holds your books, a water bottle, snacks, and all the essentials for a day of glorious improvisation.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles provide a comfortable carry on your shoulder or in your hand, leaving you free to change your plans at a moment's notice.
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The Perfect Quirky Gift: The ultimate gift for the meme lord, the ADHD brain, the creative friend, or anyone who proudly flies by the seat of their pants.
Why You’ll Love This Absurdist Tote
This tote is a celebration of the beautifully unplanned life. It’s for those who find that their best ideas come from left field and that strict routines are overrated. The Quank Tote is a versatile staple that lets you show off your unique, adaptable spirit. It’s an instant icebreaker and a beacon for fellow free-thinkers who know that sometimes, the best path is the one you make up as you go.
Style & Vibe: Your Go-To Bag for Improvised Adventures
This tote is your perfect companion for a life of spontaneous joy. Style it with:
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For Creative Errands: The perfect bag for carrying your art supplies, journal, and a sense of possibility.
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For Campus: A great bag for students whose majors (and minds) change every semester.
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For Weekend Adventures: Ideal for a day trip where the destination is "we'll figure it out."
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For Gifting: An absolutely hilarious and unique present for your most unpredictable friend.
For the full look, pair it with our Chaotic Good Socks.
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Embrace Your Beautiful Chaos!
Why choose between duck and goose when you can be a magnificent quank? The Quank Tote Bag combines practical, everyday functionality with a dose of absurdist humor that’s sure to turn heads and spark joy. It’s the perfect gift for the gloriously inconsistent person in your life or a must-have for your own collection of wonderfully weird accessories.
Ready to quank the system? Add to Cart and celebrate your unique rhythm!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This tote measures a spacious 15" (W) x 16" (H) with a 4" gusset, making it perfect for carrying a laptop, a notebook for random ideas, and all your daily essentials.
Q2: Is the tote bag machine washable?
A: For the longevity of the vibrant print, we recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: What exactly is a "quank"?
A: A quank is a fictional, hybrid animal (part duck, part goose) from a popular absurdist meme. It represents the joy of not fitting into a neat category and embracing inconsistency!
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is made from durable canvas with reinforced stitching and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it great for books, groceries, and your collection of half-finished projects.
Q5: How long will shipping take?
A: We ship fast! Orders are processed and leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days. You'll receive a tracking number via email as soon as it's on its way.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |