Santa I Though You Saod Stout Tote Bag
Santa I Though You Saod Stout Tote Bag
Santa I Thought You Said Stout Tote Bag - For a Cheers-Filled Christmas!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... except for you, mishearing Santa's "Ho Ho Ho" for a call to enjoy a rich, dark stout! The Santa I Thought You Said Stout Tote Bag is the ultimate funny beer tote that blends holiday cheer with craft brew humor. This clever beer pun tote is perfect for the craft beer enthusiast, homebrewer, or anyone who appreciates a good pint and a great pun. Whether you're carrying holiday gifts, brewery finds, or your favorite seasonal brews, this bag lets you spread festive cheer with a delicious twist!
Product Details & Features
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Brewery-Grade Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas built to handle bottles, growlers, and all your beer-loving essentials.
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Hilarious Beer Pun Design: Features "SANTA I THOUGHT YOU SAID STOUT" in a festive, bold font that beer enthusiasts and pun lovers will instantly appreciate.
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Growler-Ready Spacious: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions perfect for carrying craft beers, holiday market finds, or your secret Santa gifts.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles for a comfortable grip during brewery visits and holiday shopping.
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The Perfect Beer Lover Gift: The ultimate Christmas gift for beer enthusiasts, a funny present for homebrewers, or a white elephant gift for your tasting squad.
Why You'll Love This Beer Tote
This funny stout Christmas tote is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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Craft Beer Enthusiasts who celebrate with seasonal stouts and winter ales.
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Homebrewers & Beer Collectors with a sense of humor about their hobby.
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Pun Lovers who appreciate a clever holiday wordplay.
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Christmas Party Hosts needing a fun bag for beverage duty.
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Anyone who wants to show off their boozy holiday spirit.
Style It Your Way
Carry your brew-tiful spirit everywhere:
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Brewery Visits: Your official beer run tote for holiday brewery tours.
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Holiday Parties: The perfect bag for carrying bottles and hostess gifts to festive gatherings.
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Christmas Shopping: A great festive shopping tote for the beer lover on your list.
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Farmer's Markets: The ideal market bag for your winter brew and gourmet finds.
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Gift Giving: A guaranteed hit for your beer-obsessed friend or family member.
Pairs perfectly with: A seasonal stout, a set of craft beer glasses, and our "Cheers to the Holidays" bottle opener.
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Santa I Thought You Said Stout Funny Beer Tote Bag
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Person carrying Santa Stout tote with craft beers
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Funny Christmas Gift for Beer Lovers Tote - Memez Store
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Holiday Beer Pun Tote for Craft Brew Enthusiasts
Conclusion: Pour Some Holiday Cheer!
Why choose between Christmas spirit and your favorite stout? The Santa I Thought You Said Stout Tote Bag lets you celebrate both with a hilarious pun that’s sure to get a "cheers" from every beer lover.
Ready to toast to the holidays? Add to Cart and get yours today!
H2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the tote bag made from?
A: This durable and reusable tote is made from high-quality canvas that's perfect for carrying bottles, growlers, and all your beer enthusiast essentials.
Q2: How do I clean the tote bag?
A: We recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild detergent. Do not machine wash or tumble dry to preserve the print quality.
Q3: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with a 4" gusset - perfect for standard bottles and holiday shopping hauls.
Q4: Is this tote bag machine washable?
A: No, to preserve the vibrant beer design, we recommend spot cleaning only to keep your pun looking fresh.
Q5: What is your holiday shipping deadline?
A: We recommend ordering by December 10th for standard shipping to ensure arrival before Christmas. Express shipping available for last-minute gifts!
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |