Coffee Lover Unisex T-Shirt - Dont Talk To Me Until my 9th Espresso
Coffee Lover Unisex T-Shirt - Dont Talk To Me Until my 9th Espresso
Coffee Lover Tee - Don't Talk To Me Until My 9th Espresso
(Introduction)
You're not a morning person. You're a "wait until the espresso kicks in" person. This isn't just a shirt; it's a public service announcement. The "Don't Talk To Me Until My 9th Espresso" tee is for the dedicated coffee enthusiasts who measure their sanity in shots. For the baristas, the programmers, the night owls, and the parents—this ultra-soft tee is your official uniform, warning the world that you're running on 90% caffeine and 10% hope.
Product Details & Features
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Wake-Up Call Softness: Made from 100% premium ring-spun cotton, this tee is as essential to your comfort as that first cup is to your consciousness.
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Relatable Coffee Humor: Features a high-quality, crisp print with the brutally honest mantra every coffee addict lives by. It’s a witty, sarcastic warning that all true caffeine lovers will understand.
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Unisex Fit For All Caffeine Addicts: A classic, comfortable fit that’s perfect for everyone. Whether you're grinding beans at 5 AM or dragging yourself to a 9 AM meeting, this tee fits your vibe.
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Durable & Well-Made: Crafted with durable fabric and a high-quality print that can withstand the shakes of a caffeine crash and many, many washes.
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The Perfect Gift for Coffee Lovers: The ultimate gift for the barista, the coworker who lives on coffee, or your sleep-deprived best friend. It’s a hilarious and accurate present for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
Why This Coffee Meme Tee is a Must-Have
This tee is your shield against small talk before you're fully caffeinated. It’s a badge of honor for those who understand that coffee isn't a beverage—it's a personality trait. Wear it to the coffee shop and get a knowing nod from the barista. Wear it to the office and establish clear, healthy boundaries. This shirt is for those who are powered by espresso and sarcasm, and aren't afraid to show it.
Style & Vibe: The Ultimate Caffeine Core Tee
This is your go-to tee for any coffee-related activity. Pair it with pajama pants for that early morning coffee run, with jeans for a day at the cafe, or under a flannel for a laid-back, coffee-fueled look. It’s the perfect top for a brunch date, a study session, or just lounging at home with a cold brew. For the full ensemble, pair it with our But First, Coffee Socks.
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Let your t-shirt do the talking until you've had your required dosage. The "Don't Talk To Me Until My 9th Espresso" tee combines unbeatable comfort with the brutally honest humor that every coffee drinker needs. It’s the perfect gift for the caffeine fiend in your life or a well-deserved treat for yourself.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: How does the unisex fit run?
A: It has a classic, true-to-size unisex fit. For the most accurate fit, please check our detailed Size Chart [link to size chart page] before ordering.
Q2: Is the shirt comfortable for all-day wear?
A: Absolutely! It's made from 100% premium ring-spun cotton, known for its soft, breathable, and comfortable feel—perfect for long days, whether you're on your feet or at a desk.
Q3: How do I care for the graphic?
A: To keep your sarcastic slogan looking fresh, we recommend washing inside-out in cold water and tumble drying on low. Avoid using bleach.
Q4: Do you have other coffee-related designs?
A: We have a whole collection of coffee humor! Browse our full Coffee Tees Collection for more caffeinated designs.
Q5: How long will shipping take?
A: We ship fast! Orders are processed and leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days. You'll receive a tracking number via email as soon as it's on its way.
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight, breathable cotton
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Printed using high-quality printing techniques
- Age restriction: for adults
- REACH Certified for compliance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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Army, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Maroon, Navy, Military Green |
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XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |