Espresso Regret Tee – Funny Coffee Consequences T-Shirt

🧵 Short Description:

That late-afternoon espresso seemed like a brilliant idea... until you're staring at the ceiling at 2 AM. The "Espresso Regret" tee is a hilarious tribute to the universal experience of over-caffeination. For anyone who has ever faced the consequences of their own ambition, this shirt is your badge of honor. Soft, comfortable, and a stark reminder that every action has an equal and opposite espresso reaction. Made from premium cotton with a classic unisex fit and printed on demand.

⚠️ Note: This product is made to order – no bulk waste, just fresh prints.

Why You’ll Love This Tee

Hilariously Specific & Relatable
This design perfectly captures that very specific moment of panic when you realize you've crossed the caffeine point of no return. It’s a niche joke that true coffee addicts will understand on a spiritual level.

For the Over-Caffeinated & Proud
A badge of honor for the risk-takers who live on the edge of their caffeine tolerance. This shirt is for anyone who has muttered, "I'll sleep when I'm dead," right before a 3 AM regret spiral.

Ultra-Soft Comfort for Sleepless Nights
Crafted from premium, ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft enough for your late-night existential musings or your groggy, sleep-deprived mornings after. We print each shirt to order using eco-friendly inks.

Espresso Regret funny coffee consequences t-shirt
Person wearing an Espresso Regret tee wide awake at night
Close-up of the Espresso Regret text graphic on a soft tee

🧠 FAQ – Espresso Regret Tee

Q1: What is the design on the shirt?
A1: The design features the bold, witty text "Espresso Regret," often styled in a clean, graphic font that perfectly captures the feeling of a costly caffeine miscalculation.

Q2: Is the shirt unisex?
A2: Yes! It’s designed with a classic, gender-neutral fit to be comfortable for all genders. Check our size chart for the perfect fit.

Q3: How do I wash this tee to make the print last?
A3: For maximum print longevity, turn the shirt inside out and wash it in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang dry.

Q4: How long does production and delivery take?
A4: As each item is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery time then depends on your location and the selected shipping method.

Q5: What is your return policy?
A5: Due to the personalized nature of made-to-order items, we only accept returns for damaged or defective products. Please visit our Returns Page for full details.

Product features
- Lightweight and breathable fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Humane and sustainable manufacturing process
- Variety of fabric blends available
- Suitable for layering and active wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

Color	Army, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Maroon, Navy, Military Green
Size	XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL