Here for Candy Not for Trauma Meme Tee
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Here for Candy Not for Trauma Meme Tee
Here for Candy Not for Trauma Tee – Funny Halloween Boundary T-Shirt
🧵 Short Description:
Let's be clear: you're here for the fun-sized Snickers, not a therapy session. This "Here for Candy Not for Trauma" tee is your hilarious, pre-emptive boundary against heavy conversations and unexpected drama. Whether it's Halloween, a party, or just a family gathering, this shirt keeps the mood light and the candy bowl full. Made from soft, premium cotton with a classic unisex fit and printed on demand.
Why You’ll Love This Tee
Sets a Funny, Firm Boundary
This shirt is a lighthearted way to declare your intent to enjoy simple pleasures (candy!) and avoid emotional heavy lifting. It’s a conversation starter that also ends conversations you don't want to have.
Perfect for Parties & Family Gatherings
Ideal for navigating tricky social situations with humor. A great gift for anyone who has a family member who overshares or a friend who brings drama to the party.
Comfort & Quality You Can Rely On
Crafted from premium, soft cotton for all-day comfort. We print each shirt to order using eco-friendly inks, ensuring a high-quality garment that’s easy on the planet.
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🧠 FAQ – Here for Candy Not for Trauma Tee
Q1: Is this shirt mean or dismissive?
A1: Not at all! It's a form of self-care and a humorous way to protect your peace. It's about choosing to engage in lighthearted fun, which is a healthy boundary to set, especially at social events.
Q2: Is the shirt unisex?
A2: Yes! It’s designed with a classic, gender-neutral fit to be comfortable for all genders. Check our size chart for the perfect fit.
Q3: How do I wash this tee to make the print last?
A3: For maximum print longevity, turn the shirt inside out and wash it in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang dry.
Q4: Will this arrive in time for Halloween?
A4: We recommend ordering early! As each item is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery time then depends on your location.
Q5: What is your return policy?
A5: Due to the personalized nature of made-to-order items, we only accept returns for damaged or defective products. Please visit our Returns Page for full details.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a lightweight and smooth fabric
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatile styling options
- Hilarious class of 2035 meme design for meme lovers
- Ethically made with US cotton and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety
- Available in different fabric blends and colors for various preferences
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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Red, Sport Grey, White, Light Blue, Military Green, Natural, Sand, Light Pink |
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| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |