Smash Pumpkin Not People Jersey - Geek Athletic Tee

Introduction
Channel your gamer rage into seasonal destruction! This "Smash Pumpkin Not People" Geek Jersey combines a classic gaming mantra with spooky season spirit. Perfect for gamers, Halloween enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers their smashing to be of the orange, gourd-based variety, this athletic tee is your ticket to comfortable, sporty style with a hilarious, relatable message. It’s the ultimate gear for your next gaming session, Halloween party, or just for declaring your peaceful, pumpkin-focused intentions.

Features of the Geek Jersey

• Athletic Performance Fabric: Made from a lightweight, moisture-wicking polyester blend designed to keep you cool and dry during intense gaming marathons or pumpkin carving contests.

• Funny Gamer Design: Features a high-quality, durable print with the iconic gamer phrase "Smash Pumpkin Not People," perfect for the spooky season.

• Unisex Athletic Fit: A comfortable, performance-oriented fit that’s perfect for all genders—great for a LAN party or a casual day out.

• Breathable & Lightweight: Engineered for comfort, making it ideal for wearing under a costume, during a workout, or for festive October activities.

• Gift Ready: The perfect funny gift for the gamer, the Halloween fanatic, or the friend with a killer sense of humor.

• An exclusive, original design from Memez Store.

Why You’ll Love This Gamer-Themed Jersey

This jersey is a critical hit of humor and style. The "Smash Pumpkin Not People" Geek Jersey is a must-have for anyone whose idea of a good time involves a controller and a cup of pumpkin spice latte. It’s a playful, head-turning design that instantly connects you with fellow gamers and Halloween lovers. Ideal for making a statement at a convention, a fall festival, or while dominating your favorite fighting game from the couch.

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Keep your combos in the game and your smashing in the pumpkin patch. The "Smash Pumpkin Not People" Geek Jersey is the perfect blend of performance-driven quality, gamer aesthetics, and seasonal fun. It’s a fantastic gift for the competitive spirit in your life or the perfect addition to your own collection of geek apparel. Designed to be both a functional top and a conversation-starting piece, this jersey from Memez Store is for anyone who games hard and celebrates Halloween harder. Add to cart and press start on style!

FAQ Section

Q1: What are the sizing details for this jersey?
A: We offer a full unisex size range from XS to 5XL. Please refer to the detailed size chart on the product page for specific measurements. The athletic fit is designed to be slightly looser for comfort during movement.

Q2: What material is the jersey made from?
A: It's crafted from a lightweight, breathable polyester blend that wicks moisture away from the body, keeping you cool and dry during activities.

Q3: Is the print durable? Will it crack or fade after washing?
A: The design is printed with high-quality, athletic-grade inks that are made to withstand washing and intense activity. For longevity, we recommend washing in cold water and avoiding high heat in the dryer.

Q4: Is this a good gift for a Mario or Super Smash Bros. fan?
A: Absolutely! It's a perfect, witty nod to gaming culture that any fan of platform fighters or classic Nintendo games will instantly understand and appreciate. It’s both a functional and fun gift.

Q5: How do I place an order?
A: Simply select your size, click 'Add to Cart', and proceed to our secure checkout. We'll get your order packed with care and shipped out to you promptly!

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal settings
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve printing for crisp designs
- REACH Certified and tear-away label for comfort
- Ideal for adults and made in a humane, sustainable way

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean