Funny American Map Tote Bag - The United States of Sarcasm

Carry a nation's worth of groceries, books, and beach gear—along with a nation's worth of inside jokes. Our Funny American Map Tote Bag reimagines the classic USA map with hilariously accurate (and wildly inaccurate) state labels, stereotypes, and doodles. It’s part geography lesson, part roast, and 100% a conversation starter. From "Florida: Florida Man™ Headquarters" to "Texas: It's Big, We Know," this bag lets you wear your national pride (and national sense of humor) on your shoulder.

Product Details & Features

• Satirically Mapped Design: Features a detailed USA outline filled with funny labels, jokes, and icons for each state. It's a deep dive for anyone who loves regional humor.

• Built to Carry a (Joke) Nation: Made from durable, natural canvas or heavy-duty recycled cotton. Strong double-stitched handles and a reinforced bottom mean it can handle heavy loads—literally and figuratively.

• Spacious & Practical: Generous dimensions (approx. 15" x 16") provide ample room for all your essentials. The perfect reusable bag for the market, library, campus, or a day trip.

• Crisp, Long-Lasting Print: High-quality screen print or digital transfer ensures the jokes stay sharp and vibrant wash after wash.

• The Gift for the Politically Adjacent Comedian: An ideal present for the sarcastic friend, the trivia nerd, the road trip enthusiast, or anyone who enjoys a little playful regional rivalry.

Why You Need This Satirical Tote

This isn't just a bag; it's a statement piece for:

• Geography & Meme Enthusiasts who love "Funny U.S. Map" content.

• Travelers & Road Trippers who've collected stories (and stereotypes) from across the country.

• Shoppers who want to make a reusable bag actually fun to use.

• Students & Book Lovers needing a witty carry-all for campus or the bookstore.

• Gift-Givers looking for a unique, laugh-out-loud Secret Santa, White Elephant, or birthday gift.

• **Anyone who’s ever argued about pizza, BBQ, or the best coast.

Style & Use Your Humorous Map

Carry your satirical states everywhere:

• Grocery Runs: Make every trip to the store a mini comedy tour.

• Beach or Park Days: Carry your sunscreen and snacks with side of sarcasm.

• Farmer's Market: A perfect, planet-friendly bag with personality.

• Work or Campus: Your laptop and books deserve a witty companion.

• As a Gift Bag: The gift itself IS the fun wrapping for a smaller present inside.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q1: What are the bag's dimensions and material?
A: It's made from sturdy natural canvas (or heavy-duty cotton), measuring approximately 15" x 16" with a reinforced base. It's built to be both funny and functional.

Q2: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is durably constructed and can easily carry a standard grocery load, several books, or beach essentials. We recommend distributing weight evenly.

Q3: Is it machine washable?
A: For best results, spot clean with a damp cloth. If needed, hand wash in cold water and air dry to preserve the print's vibrancy.

Q4: Are all 50 states included?
A: Our cartographers prioritized humor over comprehensiveness, but most states get a shout-out (or a gentle ribbing). Some smaller states may be grouped for comedic effect!

Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. Please see our shipping page for current rates and delivery estimates.

Carry the Country. Laugh All the Way.

Why carry a boring bag when you can carry a comedy club? The Funny American Map Tote Bag is your ticket to eco-friendly errands with a side of wit. It’s durable, spacious, and guaranteed to get a chuckle from fellow citizens (no matter what their state thinks about your state).

Ready to haul humor? Add to Cart and declare your independence from boring bags.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.