Currently Orbiting My Problems Funny Tee
Currently Orbiting My Problems Funny Tee
Currently Orbiting My Problems Funny Tee - For the Master of Productive Procrastination
Confronting problems head-on is overrated. Why face them when you can simply enter their orbit? The "Currently Orbiting My Problems Funny Tee" is for the overthinkers, the avoiders, and the productive procrastinators among us. This shirt perfectly captures the art of acknowledging your issues while gracefully maintaining a safe, celestial distance. It’s a hilarious and relatable nod to anyone who deals with stress by mentally circling a problem until the perfect solution magically appears—or until it just doesn't seem to matter anymore.
Product Details & Features
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Out-of-This-World Comfort: Made from super-soft, premium cotton that feels like a comfort zone you never have to leave.
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Clever & Relatable Design: Features the witty phrase "Currently Orbiting My Problems" in a stylish, modern font that speaks to the anxious and avoidant alike.
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Universal Comfort Fit: A flattering unisex cut that's perfect for deep thinking, casual lounging, or avoiding tasks. (Check our size chart for the perfect fit!).
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High-Definition Print: Crisp, durable printing that will last as long as you can put off your to-do list.
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The Perfect Empathy Gift: A brilliant, understanding gift for friends, family, or anyone who uses procrastination as a coping mechanism.
Why This Tee is Your New Emotional Support Shirt
This shirt is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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Overthinkers & Anxious Minds who analyze problems from every possible angle.
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Masters of Procrastination who excel at productive avoidance.
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Fans of Mental Health Humor who appreciate laughing at the realities of anxiety and stress.
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Gift-Givers looking for a thoughtful and funny present for someone going through a tough time.
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Anyone who has ever chosen to "sleep on it" for a week straight.
Style Your Avoidance Era
This celestial procrastination tee is your go-to for:
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Mental Health Days: The official uniform for productive avoidance and self-care.
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Therapy Sessions: A perfect, honest icebreaker about what you've been avoiding.
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Running Errands: A subtle signal to the world that you're mentally elsewhere.
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Study Sessions & Work From Home: For when you're "thinking about starting" a task.
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Pairs perfectly with: A good book, a blank journal, a cup of tea, and a to-do list you have no intention of looking at.
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Keep Circling, a Solution Might Appear
Why rush a solution when you can take the scenic route? This tee celebrates the universal truth that sometimes, the best way to deal with a problem is to give it some space.
Ready to embrace your avoidance era? Add to Cart and get yours today!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the t-shirt made from?
A: It's made from 100% premium, breathable cotton that's perfect for long, contemplative days spent circling your thoughts.
Q2: How do I wash it to keep the print looking great?
A: We recommend washing inside-out in cold water and tumble drying on low. Avoid bleach to keep the design as clear as your avoidance strategy.
Q3: What are the exact sizing details?
A: We offer a full unisex size range from S to XXL. Please refer to the detailed size chart on the product images for the perfect fit.
Q4: Is this shirt making fun of anxiety?
A: Not at all! It's designed with love and understanding for those who experience anxiety and overthinking. It uses humor as a relatable coping mechanism and a way to feel less alone in those feelings.
Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships!
Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Army, Black, Dark Grey Heather, Heather Brown, Maroon, Navy, Military Green |
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| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |







