Chief Present Assembler Tote Bag
Chief Present Assembler Tote Bag
Chief Present Assembler Tote Bag - Your Official Christmas Eve Credentials
While the kids are dreaming of sugarplums, a different kind of magic is happening downstairs—fueled by caffeine, sheer willpower, and a vague diagram labeled "some assembly required." The Chief Present Assembler Tote Bag is the ultimate funny dad tote for the true holiday hero who takes on the Christmas Eve boss battle. This hilariously official-looking tote celebrates the parent, partner, or family member who transforms confusing instructions and a bag of screws into Christmas morning magic. Carry your tools, spare batteries, and well-deserved snacks with the authority of someone who knows where screw "G" actually goes!
Product Details & Features
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Assembly-Line Tough Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas built to handle tools, toy parts, and the heavy burden of holiday expectations.
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Officially Official Design: Features "CHIEF PRESENT ASSEMBLER" in a bold, authoritative font that looks legit enough to hang in Santa's workshop.
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Project-Ready Spacious: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions perfect for carrying tools, batteries, instruction manuals, and all your assembly essentials.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles for a comfortable grip during those long, frustrating, and triumphant assembly sessions.
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The Perfect Holiday Hero Gift: The ultimate Christmas gift for dads, a funny present for handy moms, or a white elephant gift for the family fixer-upper.
Why You'll Love This Funny Tote
This chief present assembler tote bag is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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Dads & Moms who become engineers every Christmas Eve.
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The "Handy" Person in the Family who everyone relies on.
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Anyone who has faced down a bag of 100 tiny screws and won.
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Fans of Relatable Dad Humor that tells a true holiday story.
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People who want credit for their behind-the-scenes Christmas magic.
Style It Your Way
Carry your badge of honor with pride:
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Christmas Eve Assembly: Your official tool tote for the night's most important work.
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Hardware Store Runs: The perfect project bag for last-minute screw and battery trips.
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Gift Wrapping Central: A great supply tote for tape, scissors, and tags.
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Family Gatherings: A hilarious conversation starter about your holiday heroics.
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Gift Giving: A fantastic and funny gift for a new dad or the family handyman.
Pairs perfectly with: A headlamp, a cordless screwdriver, a glass of scotch, and our "Some Assembly Required" mug.
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Chief Present Assembler Funny Christmas Tote Bag
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Dad carrying Chief Present Assembler tote with tools
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Funny Holiday Gift for Dad Tote - Memez Store
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Relatable Christmas Eve Humor Tote for Parents
Conclusion: Claim Your Rightful Title!
The magic of Christmas morning doesn't happen by magic—it happens thanks to you, the Chief Present Assembler. It's time you had the official gear to match your crucial rank.
Ready to assemble your new favorite bag? Add to Cart and report for duty!
H2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the tote bag made from?
A: This durable and reusable tote is made from high-quality canvas that's perfect for carrying tools, hardware, and all your assembly project materials.
Q2: How do I clean the tote bag?
A: We recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild detergent. Do not machine wash or tumble dry to preserve the "official" print quality.
Q3: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with a 4" gusset - perfect for standard toolkits and project supplies.
Q4: Is this tote bag machine washable?
A: No, to preserve the vibrant "chief" print, we recommend spot cleaning only to maintain its official appearance.
Q5: What is your holiday shipping deadline?
A: We recommend ordering by December 10th for standard shipping to ensure arrival before Christmas. Express shipping available for last-minute chiefs!
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |