This soft, witty tee brings a wink to weekend warriors who count grilled burgers and beers as cardio. The simple “Dad Calories” design sits cleanly on breathable, lightweight cotton that moves with you through backyard barbecues, little league sidelines, and slow Sunday mornings. It wears like a well-loved favorite — relaxed at the shoulders, neat at the crew neckline, and easy to layer under a jacket or over an apron. It’s not loud; it’s a knowing nod to dads who measure life in laughs and extra helpings. Comfortable enough for chores, playful enough for family photos, and durable enough to survive endless wash cycles without losing its shape or message.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable and soft
- Retail fit with ribbed knit crew collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting structure
- Print options: DTF for crisp detail; DTG used by some providers for vibrant, smooth sleeve/label prints
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured (Bella+Canvas supply chain; Fair Labor Association and WRAP Platinum standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean