Dont Talk Tote Bag
Dont Talk Tote Bag
Don't Talk To Me Tote Bag - My Social Battery Is Charging
(Introduction)
Some conversations can wait until after coffee... or forever. Our "Don't Talk To Me" Tote Bag is the perfect accessory for introverts, morning grumps, and anyone who values their personal bubble. This hilariously honest design sets clear boundaries with a touch of sarcastic charm, making it the ultimate shield against unwanted small talk. Whether you're heading to work, class, or just running errands, this bag says what we're all thinking but are too polite to say out loud.
Product Details & Features
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Boundary-Approved Material: Made from sturdy, high-quality canvas that's as strong as your desire for peace and quiet
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Sarcastic & Relatable: Features "DON'T TALK TO ME" in bold, clear lettering that everyone can understand
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Perfectly Practical: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions with comfortable handles
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Eco-Friendly: Reusable alternative to plastic bags
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Easy Care: Machine washable for easy cleaning
Why This Tote Speaks Volumes
This isn't just a bag—it's a personal boundary statement perfect for:
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Introverts and highly sensitive people
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Morning people who aren't people in the morning
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Office workers protecting their focus time
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Students surviving finals week
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Anyone who appreciates honest humor
The perfect way to communicate your need for space without saying a word!
Style It Your Way
Perfect for:
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Work Commutes: Keep your personal bubble intact on public transit
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Coffee Runs: Get your caffeine fix without social interaction
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Library Sessions: Perfect for study marathons and focused work
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Grocery Shopping: Shop in peace without chit-chat
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Gift Giving: Ultimate present for your favorite grumpy friend
Pairs perfectly with: Our Go Away Socks for complete anti-social vibes!
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Your Personal Space, Protected.
Why suffer through unwanted conversations when your tote can do the talking for you? This Don't Talk To Me bag is the perfect way to carry your essentials while maintaining your precious personal space and peace.
Ready to establish boundaries in style? Add to Cart and enjoy the silence!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with 4" gusset - perfect for laptops, books, and daily essentials.
Q2: Is this bag machine washable?
A: Yes! Machine wash cold and tumble dry low to keep your boundaries fresh and clean.
Q3: Is this design too rude for the office?
A: It's all in good fun! Most people recognize it as lighthearted humor, but maybe avoid carrying it to important meetings.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The reinforced construction comfortably carries up to 30 lbs - great for books, groceries, or the weight of social expectations.
Q5: What's your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days with delivery in 3-5 business days after shipping.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |