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Here for Candy Not for Trauma Halloween Sweatshirt

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Halloween is about treats, not triggers. The Here for Candy Not for Trauma Halloween Sweatshirt is made for anyone who celebrates spooky season with sarcasm and sweets. Soft, cozy, and meme-inspired, this unisex pullover is the perfect mix of funny and festive. Whether you’re at a costume party, handing out candy, or just staying home, this sweatshirt sets the mood: sweet tooth first, drama last.

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Features of the Here for Candy Not for Trauma Sweatshirt

• 🎃 Soft cotton/poly blend for comfort and warmth

• 🍭 Funny Halloween-themed “Here for Candy Not for Trauma” print

• 👕 Unisex relaxed fit (sizes S–3XL)

• 🖤 Durable design that stays vibrant wash after wash

• 🛋️ Perfect for trick-or-treating, parties, or lounging

• 🎁 Great gag gift for friends, coworkers, or candy lovers

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Why You’ll Love It

The Here for Candy Not for Trauma Sweatshirt is more than a Halloween pullover—it’s a vibe. It keeps you cozy while showing off your sense of humor. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your Halloween costume for an effortless spooky-season look.

❓ FAQ – Here for Candy Not for Trauma Sweatshirt

Q1: Is the sweatshirt oversized?
It has a relaxed fit; size up if you want the oversized look.

Q2: What material is it made from?
A soft cotton/polyester blend for durability and comfort.

Q3: Is this sweatshirt unisex?
Yes! It’s designed to fit both men and women.

Q4: Can I wear it year-round?
Of course—its cozy design makes it perfect beyond Halloween.

Q5: Is this a good Halloween gift?
Absolutely—it’s funny, relatable, and perfect for anyone who loves candy more than drama.

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Funny, festive, and totally relatable—the Here for Candy Not for Trauma Halloween Sweatshirt is a must-have this spooky season. Perfect for introverts, meme lovers, or anyone who just wants sugar without the stress. Stay cozy, stay sarcastic, and let the candy do the talking.

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Product features
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Classic fit with crew neckline for a comfy wearing experience
- Embroidery decoration available on left chest or center chest
- Ethically sourced and produced with attention to sustainability
- Meets high-quality standards and EU warranty - 2 years

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean