Hit Max Raccoon Tote Bag
Hit Max Raccoon Tote Bag
Hit Max Raccoon Tote Bag - Living That Maximum Chaos Life
(Introduction)
Some animals are content with a quiet existence. Raccoons are not those animals. Our "Hit Max Raccoon" Tote Bag celebrates the trash panda that has achieved peak performance—whether that means tipping over a perfectly good trash can or simply enjoying life's simple pleasures to the absolute fullest. This hilarious design is for anyone who aspires to live life at maximum capacity, embraces a little chaos, and finds beauty in the wonderfully weird. Durable, spacious, and unapologetically chaotic, it's the perfect bag for your own maximum adventures.
Product Details & Features
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Chaos-Proven Material: Crafted from a sturdy, high-quality canvas, this tote is built to handle your essentials and the unpredictable energy of a raccoon on a mission.
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Hilarious Meme Design: Features a high-quality print of a determined, possibly unhinged, raccoon with the phrase "HIT MAX" – a tribute to living life at 110%.
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Generously Spacious: With ample room, this tote easily holds your snacks, a water bottle, your wallet, and all the other "treasures" you might acquire on your daily adventures.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles provide a comfortable carry on your shoulder or in your hand, leaving you free to pursue maximum vibes.
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The Perfect Gift for Chaos Goblins: The ultimate gift for the raccoon enthusiast, the friend with chaotic good energy, or anyone who proudly lives life on their own terms.
Why You’ll Love This Chaotic Tote
This tote is for the unapologetically extra. It’s a celebration of going all-in, whether you're tackling a big project or just really committing to a lazy Sunday. The "Hit Max Raccoon" Tote is a versatile staple that lets you show off your love for nature's most determined little bandits and your own maximalist approach to life. It’s an instant mood-lifter and a beacon for fellow lovers of the weird and wonderful.
Style & Vibe: Your Go-To Bag for Maximum Vibes
This is your go-to tote for when you're ready to embrace the day with full, chaotic force. Style it with:
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For Adventurous Errands: The perfect bag for a trip to the park, a hike, or a late-night snack run.
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For Everyday Chaos: Add a dose of "no thoughts, just vibes" to your commute or coffee run.
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For Gifting: An absolutely legendary present for the friend whose spirit animal is 100% a raccoon.
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For Yourself: A must-have for anyone who believes in going big or going home.
For the full look, pair it with our Trash Panda Socks.
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Embrace Your Inner Raccoon.
Why live a quiet life when you can hit max? The "Hit Max Raccoon" Tote Bag combines practical, everyday functionality with a dose of hilarious, relatable animal humor. It’s the perfect gift for the chaos-loving friend in your life or a must-have for your own collection of wonderfully weird accessories.
Ready to achieve peak performance? Add to Cart and go maximum!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This tote measures a spacious 15" (W) x 16" (H) with a 4" gusset, making it perfect for carrying a laptop, a notebook for chaotic ideas, and all your daily essentials.
Q2: Is the tote bag machine washable?
A: For the longevity of the vibrant print, we recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: What does "Hit Max" mean in this context?
A: It's a playful phrase that means to go all out, reach peak performance, or just fully commit to the chaos—much like a raccoon going all-in on a trash can raid.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is made from durable canvas with reinforced stitching and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it great for books, groceries, or your collection of shiny objects.
Q5: How long will shipping take?
A: We ship fast! Orders are processed and leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days. You'll receive a tracking number via email as soon as it's on its way.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |