I Am Not Detective T-Shirt - Officially Off the Case

Where did the remote go? Whose turn is it to take out the trash? Not your problem. The "I Am Not Detective" T-Shirt is your official declaration of independence from life's unsolvable mysteries. This hilarious, anti-mystery tee is for anyone who prefers blissful ignorance over pointless investigation. Whether you're delegating chores, avoiding drama, or just have a brilliantly sarcastic sense of humor, this shirt makes it clear you're off the case. Stop investigating and start relaxing.

 Product Details & Features

• Comfortably Clueless Fabric: Made from soft, high-quality cotton because your comfort is one mystery that's easily solved.

• Hilariously Straightforward Design: Features a clean, bold print with the definitive statement: "I Am Not Detective."

• Classic Unisex Fit: A perfectly simple fit for everyone. (Check our size chart to solve the mystery of your correct size).

• Durable Print: High-quality printing ensures the message remains clear, even after you've repeatedly ignored the case of the missing socks.

• The Perfect Gift for the Sarcastic: A brilliantly funny gift for your lazy friend, your drama-avoidant sibling, or anyone who loves a good, relatable joke.

Why You'll Love Being "Not Detective"

This shirt is a must-have because it’s perfect for:

• The Master of Delegation who knows some mysteries are best solved by others.

• The Drama-Avoider who stays far away from gossip and pointless problems.

• Fans of Dry & Relatable Humor who appreciate a witty, self-aware punchline.

• Gift-Givers looking for a unique, funny birthday or Christmas present for the person who never has the answers.

• Anyone who has ever been asked "Where did you put it?" and responded with a blank stare.

 Wear It Your Way

This officially-off-duty tee is your go-to for:

• Casual & Weekend Wear: The perfect shirt for lounging, running errands, and generally not solving crimes.

• Work From Home: The ideal message for your next video call when you don't want to be assigned another "case."

• Gift Giving: An unforgettable, witty gift for roommates, partners, and coworkers to politely decline investigative duties.

• Parties & Gatherings: A guaranteed conversation starter and a relatable joke for anyone who's ever been asked to find something.

Pairs perfectly with: A relaxed attitude, a cup of coffee, and a complete lack of curiosity.

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Conclusion: Your Official Badge of Not Caring.
Some heroes wear capes. You wear this shirt. Stop solving other people's problems and embrace the peaceful, promotion-free life of being "Not Detective."

Ready to close the case on ever being asked for help again? Add to Cart and get yours today!

H2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q1: What is the t-shirt made from?
A: It's made from 100% genuine, premium cotton. The fabric's origin is one mystery we're happy to solve.

Q2: How do I wash it?
A: We recommend washing inside-out in cold water and tumble drying on low. The case of the shrinking shirt is one we'd like to avoid.

Q3: What are the exact sizing details?
A: We offer a full unisex size range from S to XXL. Please refer to the detailed size chart on the product images; we've done the detective work for you there.

Q4: Is the design on the front or back?
A: The "I Am Not Detective" declaration is printed on the front, so the message is clear from the start.

Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. You will receive a tracking number so you don't have to play detective with your package's location.

Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean