I dont Do Milk I onlMeme Tote Bag
I dont Do Milk I onlMeme Tote Bag
I Don't Do Milk I Only Do Wine Meme Tote Bag – Funny Wine Mom Tote
🧵 Short Description:
Milk is for cookies and toddlers. Your beverage of choice is a nice Cabernet. This "I Don't Do Milk, I Only Do Wine" tote bag is the ultimate accessory for the grown-and-sexy crowd. A hilarious and relatable declaration for wine moms, busy professionals, and anyone who has officially graduated from the milk mustache life. Perfect for carrying your favorite bottle, gourmet groceries, or your everyday essentials with a side of sass. Durable, spacious, and 100% fermented. Made to order for minimal waste.
⚠️ Note: This product is made to order – no bulk waste, just fresh prints.
Why You’ll Love This Tote
Relatable "Grown-Up" Humor
This bag perfectly captures the transition into a life where wine is the preferred way to unwind. It’s a witty, self-aware design that resonates with anyone who has left the kids' table far behind.
Your Go-To Bottle Bag
Crafted from sturdy natural canvas, this tote is perfectly sized for a bottle of wine (or two), a baguette, and some fancy cheese. It’s the ideal companion for a picnic, a party, or a well-deserved trip to the liquor store.
The Perfect Gift for Wine Enthusiasts
Ideal for the wine mom in your life, your friend who hosts book club, a hilarious housewarming gift, or a treat for your favorite sommelier. A fantastic and functional gift for any occasion.
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🧠 FAQ – I Don't Do Milk I Only Do Wine Tote Bag
Q1: What are the dimensions and material?
A1: This tote is made from durable, natural cotton canvas. Approximate dimensions are 15" x 16" (38cm x 40cm) with sturdy handles, making it perfect for carrying wine bottles securely.
Q2: Is this tote bag insulated for wine?
A2: This is a standard canvas tote and is not insulated. It's perfect for short trips and carrying your bottle to a friend's house, but for long-term temperature control, we recommend a dedicated insulated bag.
Q3: How much weight can it hold?
A3: This is a durable tote bag designed for everyday use and can comfortably carry 20-30 lbs (9-13 kg), including multiple bottles of wine and other groceries.
Q4: How long does production and delivery take?
A4: As each item is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery time then depends on your location and the selected shipping method.
Q5: What is your return policy?
A5: Due to the personalized nature of made-to-order items, we only accept returns for damaged or defective products. Please visit our Returns Page for full details.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
15" x 16" |