Instant Human Funny Coffee Tee – Just Add Coffee®

Warning: Contents may be non-functional before brewing. The Instant Human Funny Coffee Tee is the official uniform for the 99% of humans who operate on a coffee-based operating system. This hilarious parody design speaks the unvarnished truth: we're all just dehydrated, sleepy creatures waiting for our liquid upgrade. Whether you're a barista who IS the upgrade, a parent running on fumes, a student powered by cold brew, or a professional pretending to be awake, this tee is your honest label. Wear it as a badge of self-awareness, a signal to fellow caffeine pilgrims, and a humble request for someone to please start the pot.

Product Details & Features

• Activation-Ready Comfort: Made from 100% premium, breathable cotton. The perfect base layer for your daily chemical reaction.

• Clever Parody Design: Features a witty "Instant Human" label parody, complete with "Just Add Coffee" instructions, a sarcastic ingredients list, and humorous warning labels. A full graphic experience.

• Universal Compatibility Fit: A classic unisex cut that fits all models (pre- and post-caffeination). Comfortable for brewing, serving, or consuming. (Check size chart for your specs).

• High-Definition Print: Detailed, high-quality print that captures every funny line and faux-instruction. The joke stays legible, even when you're not.

• The Perfect Fuel-Based Gift: An brilliant gift for the coffee addict, the sleep-deprived new parent, the overworked coworker, or anyone who identifies as a "coffee person."

Why This Tee is a Required Component

This shirt is essential equipment for:

• Non-Morning People whose personality is a downloadable coffee patch.

• Coffee Professionals & Baristas who serve the sacred upgrade juice.

• Parents, Students, & Night Shift Workers running on a caffeine IV drip.

• Gift-Givers looking for a relatable, hilarious present that says "I see your struggle and it is valid."

• Anyone who has ever said, "I'm not a real person until I've had my coffee."

Style Your Pending Activation

Wear this tee during critical system updates:

• Early Morning Errands: A pre-emptive apology/explanation for your behavior.

• The Coffee Shop Queue: Your official uniform while waiting for the catalyst.

• Work-from-Home Days: Clearly communicates your status to colleagues on video calls.

• Weekend Brunches: Because the "Just Add Coffee" instruction applies to mimosas too, right?

Pairs perfectly with: A large mug of black coffee, bleary eyes, a desperate need for quiet, and the profound gratitude for whoever invented the auto-brew function.

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Initialize System.

Accept your user manual. This tee isn't just funny—it's a public service announcement and a cry for help, all in one soft, cotton package.

Ready to declare your dependencies? Add to Cart and await your activation beverage.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q1: What material is the tee?
A: It’s crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton for a soft, durable feel that’s machine-washable (unlike your actual mood before coffee).

Q2: How do I care for the detailed graphic?
A: Wash inside-out in cold water. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach—treat the instructions with the same care you’d treat your morning brew.

Q3: Is the fit true to size?
A: Yes, it’s a classic unisex fit. For optimal performance, please consult our size chart for precise measurements.

Q4: Is the design a parody of a specific brand?
A: It’s a general parody of instant food/product labeling, created for universal coffee drinker humor. Not affiliated with any specific brand.

Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process orders within 1-3 business days. Shipping times vary. For urgent delivery (we understand), check our shipping policy for expedited options.

Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean