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Instant Regret Halloween Sweatshirt

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Some choices haunt you forever—like saying yes to that party invite. The Instant Regret Halloween Sweatshirt is made for anyone who thrives on sarcasm and spooky vibes. Cozy, funny, and slightly dark, this pullover captures the true spirit of Halloween: snacks, memes, and regret you can laugh about.

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Features of the Instant Regret Sweatshirt

• 👻 Premium cotton/poly blend for comfort

• 🎃 Bold “Instant Regret” Halloween-themed design

• 👕 Relaxed unisex fit (S–3XL)

• 🖤 Durable, long-lasting print

• 🛋️ Perfect for lounging, trick-or-treating, or parties

• 🎁 Great gag gift for meme lovers and Halloween fans

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Why You’ll Love It

This isn’t just another Halloween sweatshirt—it’s a mood. Whether you’re chilling with horror movies or wearing it to your next spooky event, the Instant Regret Sweatshirt is the perfect mix of comfort, humor, and meme-worthy sarcasm.

❓ FAQ – Instant Regret Halloween Sweatshirt

Q1: What sizes are available?
Available in unisex sizes S–3XL.

Q2: Is the material soft?
Yes! It’s made with a soft cotton/polyester blend for maximum comfort.

Q3: Can I wear it outside of Halloween?
Of course—its sarcastic vibe works year-round.

Q4: Is it machine washable?
Yes, wash cold and tumble dry low for best results.

Q5: Does it make a good gift?
Definitely—perfect for introverts, sarcastic friends, or anyone who loves Halloween humor.

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Check out the history of regret in pop culture to see why it’s so relatable.

The Instant Regret Halloween Sweatshirt is more than just spooky merch—it’s a whole mood. Cozy, sarcastic, and funny, it’s the perfect outfit for nights in, last-minute parties, or just laughing at life’s questionable decisions.

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Product features
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Classic fit with crew neckline for a comfy wearing experience
- Embroidery decoration available on left chest or center chest
- Ethically sourced and produced with attention to sustainability
- Meets high-quality standards and EU warranty - 2 years

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean