Merry Crustmas Funny Tee – For a Pizza-Lover’s Holiday

This holiday season, trade in the figgy pudding for a slice of pure joy. The Merry Crustmas Funny Tee is for those who believe the circle of life is best enjoyed with pepperoni and extra cheese. This deliciously cheesy pun is the ultimate tribute to the world's most perfect food, dressed up in its festive best. Whether you’re hosting a holiday pizza party, dreaming of a Christmas Eve delivery, or simply believe that any occasion is improved by pizza, this tee declares where your true festive loyalties lie. It’s merry, it’s bright, and it’s definitely not sharing its last slice.

Product Details & Features

• Fresh-Baked Comfort: Made from 100% premium, soft cotton. As satisfying as that first bite of a hot, fresh slice.

• Cheesy-Perfect Design: Features the brilliant “Merry Crustmas” pun in festive lettering, often paired with a holiday pizza illustration—think a wreath made of pepperoni, a tree-shaped pizza, or Santa’s hat on a slice.

• Extra-Large Satisfaction Fit: A classic, relaxed unisex cut with plenty of room for holiday feasting. (Check our size chart for your perfect fit—no one likes a crust that’s too tight).

• Hot & Fresh Print: High-quality, vibrant print that stays as appetizing as the design itself. The joke won’t go stale.

• The Perfect Gift for Pizza Fans: The ultimate present for the pizza connoisseur, the friend who orders delivery on Christmas, or anyone on your “Nice List” who has great taste (in food and humor).

Why This Tee is a Slice Above the Rest

This shirt is a must-have for:

• Pizza Enthusiasts & Aficionados who have strong opinions on crust thickness and sauce-to-cheese ratio.

• Holiday Party Hosts looking for a fun, food-themed vibe.

• People Who Hate Traditional Holiday Food and aren’t afraid to admit it.

• Ugly Sweater Party Goers wanting a modern, delicious alternative.

• Gift-Givers searching for a universally loved, funny, and unique Christmas present.

Style Your Festive Flavor

Wear this tee to all your pizza-centric celebrations:

• Holiday Pizza Party: The official host shirt for your “Crustmas” gathering.

• Christmas Eve Casual: The perfect comfy tee for a low-key night in with a movie and a pie.

• Running Holiday Errands: A delicious statement while you brave the crowded stores.

• New Year’s Day Recovery: Because pizza is the best cure for a night of celebration.

Pairs perfectly with: A box from your favorite local joint, garlic knots, a cold beverage, and the refusal to eat fruitcake.

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 Have a Slice, Bright, & Delicious Holiday.

Why wish for a silent night when you can wish for a cheesy one? This tee brings two great loves together: pizza and Christmas. What could be better?

Ready to make the season delicious? Add to Cart and say Merry Crustmas!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q1: What material is this tee?
A: It’s crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel that’s perfect for holiday lounging or feasting.

Q2: How do I care for the print?
A: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Avoid bleach to keep your Crustmas spirit (and the graphic) fresh.

Q3: Is this a unisex shirt?
A: Yes, it features a classic unisex fit. Please consult our size chart for specific measurements to ensure your best fit.

Q4: Is the design specific to a pizza chain?
A: No, the design is a general, playful celebration of pizza and holiday puns. It is not affiliated with any specific pizza brand.

Q5: What is your holiday shipping deadline?
A: To ensure delivery by Christmas, please order by [Date]. See our holiday shipping page for the most current cutoff dates and shipping options.

Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean