My Place My Rules Tote Bag
My Place My Rules Tote Bag
My Place My Rules Tote Bag - The Queen/King of the Castle Tote
(Introduction)
Welcome to my place—where the rules are made up and the points don't matter! This "My Place My Rules" Tote Bag is the ultimate declaration of domestic dominance, perfect for proud homeowners, fierce renters, and anyone who's ever wanted to politely (or not so politely) establish who's in charge. Whether you're hosting game night, a family dinner, or just enjoying your hard-earned personal space, this bag lets you carry your sovereign attitude wherever you go. Durable, spacious, and unapologetically sassy, it’s the perfect accessory for the ruler of your own domain.
Product Details & Features
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Ruler-Ready Material: Crafted from a sturdy, high-quality canvas, this tote is built to carry the weight of your groceries and your authority.
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Bold & Sassy Design: Features a high-quality, bold print with the undeniable statement: "MY PLACE MY RULES." It’s clear, it’s confident, and it’s not open for debate.
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Host-Sized Spacious: With ample room, this tote easily holds your grocery haul, a bottle of wine for guests (who will follow your rules), and all your daily essentials.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles provide a comfortable carry on your shoulder or in your hand, perfect for trips to the store before you lay down the law at home.
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The Perfect Housewarming Gift: The ultimate gift for the new homeowner, the first-time apartment renter, or that friend whose personality is "benevolent dictator of their living space."
Why You’ll Love This Bossy Tote
This tote is for anyone who takes pride in their space. It’s a celebration of independence, autonomy, and the simple joy of being the one who decides if shoes are allowed on the carpet. The "My Place My Rules" Tote is a versatile staple that lets you show off your confident, take-charge personality. It’s a hilarious conversation starter and a subtle warning to all who may enter your domain.
Style & Vibe: Your Go-To Bag for Domestic Dominance
This is your go-to tote for all things home and asserting your authority. Style it with:
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For Grocery Runs: The perfect bag for carrying your provisions back to your kingdom.
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For Hosting Duties: A great bag for bringing supplies to a party (where you might gently impose your rules).
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For Everyday Errands: Add a dose of "don't test me" to your coffee run.
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For Gifting: An absolutely hilarious and useful housewarming present.
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Declare Your Dominion.
Why be polite when you can be in charge? The "My Place My Rules" Tote Bag combines practical, everyday functionality with a boldly hilarious statement. It’s the perfect gift for the proud home-dweller in your life or a must-have for your own collection of sassy accessories.
Ready to lay down the law? Add to Cart and establish your rule!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the dimensions of this tote bag?
A: This tote measures a spacious 15" (W) x 16" (H) with a 4" gusset, making it perfect for carrying groceries, a laptop, and all your rule-making essentials.
Q2: Is the tote bag machine washable?
A: For the longevity of the bold print, we recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: Is this too aggressive for a gift?
A: It's all in good fun! It's a lighthearted, confident design that most homeowners and renters will find hilarious and relatable. Perfect for someone with a good sense of humor.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The bag is made from durable canvas with reinforced stitching and can comfortably carry up to 30 lbs, making it great for heavy groceries or the weight of your authority.
Q5: How long will shipping take?
A: We ship fast! Orders are processed and leave our warehouse within 1-2 business days. You'll receive a tracking number via email as soon as it's on its way.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |