Not a Morning Deer Tote Bag
Not a Morning Deer Tote Bag
Not a Morning Deer Tote Bag - For Those Who Move at Their Own Pace
(Introduction)
Some people are morning people. You're... not a morning deer. This adorable pun tote bag is for anyone who moves with the gentle, cautious pace of a deer in the early hours. Featuring a sweet, sleepy-looking deer and the clever play on words "Not a Morning Deer," this bag is your perfect companion for slow starts, cozy days, and embracing your own natural rhythm. Whether you're a night owl, a slow starter, or just appreciate whimsical animal humor, this tote brings charm to every outing.
Product Details & Features
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Forest-Friendly Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas that's as reliable as your favorite cozy blanket
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Adorable Pun Design: Features a cute cartoon deer with the playful "Not a Morning Deer" text - perfect for animal lovers and pun enthusiasts
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Perfectly Practical Size: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions with comfortable handles for all your daily essentials
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Eco-Conscious Choice: Reusable and sustainable alternative to single-use bags
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Easy Maintenance: Spot clean with damp cloth - do not machine wash
Why You'll Love This Charming Tote
This delightful tote combines cute animal appeal with relatable humor that's perfect for:
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Animal lovers and wildlife enthusiasts
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People who aren't morning people (and proud of it!)
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Fans of clever wordplay and puns
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Those who appreciate gentle, whimsical humor
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Anyone who needs a reminder to move at their own pace
The sweet deer design and playful text make it a conversation starter that's sure to bring smiles.
Style It Your Way
This versatile tote works perfectly for:
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Slow Morning Errands: Perfect for those gentle starts to the day
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Nature Outings: Great for picnics, hikes, or visits to the park
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Cozy Days: Ideal for bookstore trips, cafe visits, or library runs
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Gift Giving: Makes a wonderful present for animal-loving friends
Pair it with: Our Woodland Creatures Socks for the complete forest-friendly look!
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Person carrying Not a Morning Deer tote in forest
Embrace Your Inner Deer!
Why rush through life when you can move at your own graceful pace? The "Not a Morning Deer" Tote Bag is the perfect way to carry your essentials while showing off your love for animals and clever humor. It's practical, charming, and sure to become your new favorite accessory.
Ready to move at your own pace? Add to Cart and embrace your inner deer!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with a 4" gusset, making it roomy enough for all your daily essentials while remaining comfortable to carry.
Q2: Is this bag machine washable?
A: We recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild soap to preserve the cute design. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.
Q3: How much weight can it hold?
A: The reinforced handles and sturdy canvas construction can comfortably support up to 30 pounds - perfect for books, groceries, or daily essentials.
Q4: Is the design too cutesy for men?
A: Not at all! The clever wordplay and wildlife theme appeal to all genders. Many men appreciate the humorous take on not being a morning person!
Q5: What's your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days, with delivery typically within 3-5 business days after shipping.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |