Sub-Par Parody Tee – For Those Who Set the Bar Low (On Purpose)

"Not everyone was meant to be a star. Some of us are just here… existing. The Sub-Par Parody Tee is for those who embrace life’s ‘meh’ moments, whether you’re cruising through life with minimal effort, doing the least at work, or simply vibing at an average pace. Made from comfy cotton (because comfort is key when you refuse to stress), this tee is your official badge of ‘I could try harder… but nah.’ Perfect for students, employees who live for coffee breaks, and anyone who believes that bare minimum effort is still effort. Grab yours now—if you feel like it."

Why Try Hard When You Can Just… Exist?"

Perfect for the Bare Minimum Lifestyle"

A+ Effort? Nah. C’s Get Degrees"

Features of the Sub-Par Tee"

"Comfy Cotton – Because Trying Hard is Overrated"

"Low-Effort Design for a Low-Energy Mood"

"Explore our Mediocre Achievements Collection."

"Shop more Funny Minimal Effort Tees."

Why trying too hard is overrated read on Vice."

The science of being average explore on Psychology Today."

The Ultimate Gift for Professional Slackers"

For Friends Who Love Doing the Least"

Ideal for Burnout Survivors & Overachiever Dropouts"

"Greatness is exhausting. Stay comfy, stay chill, and embrace the Sub-Par Parody Tee as your official uniform for doing just enough to get by. Add to cart… or don’t. No pressure."
Product features
- Made with lightweight, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings
- Variety of fabric blends for different color options and preferences
- Manufactured by Bella+Canvas in a sustainable, ethical manner
- Tear-away label for added comfort and reduced skin irritation

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean