Pyramid Scheme CEO Tote Bag - Funny & Sarcastic MLM Tote

Introduction
You don't need a downline to have a good time! This "Pyramid Scheme CEO" Tote Bag is a hilarious, satirical take on multi-level marketing (MLM) culture. Perfect for anyone who has ever been added to a "Hey Hun!" Facebook group without their consent, this tote is for those who can spot a pyramid scheme from a mile away. It’s the ultimate accessory for carrying your real work essentials, your groceries, or just your disdain for unsolicited business opportunities.

Features of the Pyramid Scheme CEO Tote

• Durable Material: Made from a sturdy, heavyweight natural cotton canvas, built to handle the weight of your legitimate 9-to-5 workload.

• Spacious & Practical: A large main compartment, perfectly sized for your laptop, real job supplies, or the seven essential oils you actually bought for yourself.

• Comfortable Handles: Double-stitched, reinforced handles for comfortable carrying, from your corporate office to your debt-free coffee run.

• Vibrant Print: Features a high-quality, crisp print of the witty "Pyramid Scheme CEO" design that lets everyone know your #bossbabe status is a joke.

• Versatile Use: The perfect work satchel, grocery tote, library bag, or a gift for your friend who has a PhD in rejecting MLM pitches.

• An exclusive, original design from Memez Store.

Why You’ll Love This Sarcastic Tote

This bag is your #1 top earner in sarcasm. The "Pyramid Scheme CEO" Tote is a must-have for anyone with a dark sense of humor about modern "side hustles." It’s a playful, ironic design that serves as an instant conversation starter with fellow MLM skeptics. Ideal for making a statement at the office, the farmer's market, or any place where you might encounter a hun in the wild.

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Invest in this instead! The "Pyramid Scheme CEO" Tote Bag is the perfect blend of durability, functionality, and brutally honest humor. It’s a fantastic gift for the friend who loves a good satire, the office mate with a dry wit, or anyone who has successfully escaped a pitch about "financial freedom." Designed to be both a practical bag and a piece of cultural commentary, this tote from Memez Store is for anyone who values a legit paycheck. Add to cart—it's not a scheme, we promise!

FAQ Section

Q1: What are the dimensions of the tote bag?
A: The tote is generously sized at approximately 15" x 16" (or 38cm x 40cm), with sturdy handles that allow for comfortable shoulder or hand carrying. Perfect for a laptop and a lunchbox for your actual job.

Q2: How much weight can it hold?
A: Made from durable canvas, it can comfortably carry a significant load, much like the emotional weight of your friend's latest essential oil presentation.

Q3: Is the print durable? Will it wash off?
A: The design is printed with high-quality, durable inks that are made to last—unlike most MLM business ventures. For cleaning, we recommend spot cleaning or a gentle machine wash in cold water.

Q4: Is this a good gift for someone who hates MLMs?
A: Absolutely! It's a perfect, witty, and cathartic gift for anyone who has ever been roped into a "business opportunity." It’s both practical and full of personality, making it a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a congratulations for not joining another scheme.

Q5: How do I place an order?
A: Simply click 'Add to Cart', and proceed to our secure checkout. We'll pack your order with care and ship it to you promptly—no monthly quotas or auto-ships required!

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- Reinforced stitching on carrying handles

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.