Screen Time Report Halloween Sweatshirt

Forget haunted houses—the real horror is your Screen Time Report. This Halloween, wear your truth with the Screen Time Report Sweatshirt. Cozy, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this pullover is perfect for meme lovers, introverts, and anyone who knows that glowing screens are scarier than any ghost.

Features of the Screen Time Report Sweatshirt

• 👻 Premium cotton/polyester blend for softness

• 🎃 Meme-inspired “Screen Time Report” design

• 🖤 Unisex relaxed fit (S–3XL)

• 🧵 High-quality print that lasts wash after wash

• 📱 Perfect for parties, lounging, or scrolling endlessly

• 🎁 Great gift for friends who live online (and know it)

Why You’ll Love It

The Screen Time Report Halloween Sweatshirt is more than just clothing—it’s a spooky season confession. Funny, relatable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear, it’s the perfect sarcastic outfit for Halloween (and every other day you’re glued to your phone).

❓ FAQ – Screen Time Report Halloween Sweatshirt

Q1: What sizes are available?
Unisex S–3XL.

Q2: Is it machine washable?
Yes—wash cold, tumble dry low.

Q3: Is the fabric soft?
Absolutely. A comfy cotton/poly blend built for scrolling comfort.

Q4: Can I wear this outside Halloween?
Yes—because screen time nightmares happen every week.

Q5: Is it a good gift idea?
Definitely—for meme fans, introverts, coworkers, or anyone who hates their weekly screen time report.

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Product features
- Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Classic fit with crew neckline for a comfy wearing experience
- Embroidery decoration available on left chest or center chest
- Ethically sourced and produced with attention to sustainability
- Meets high-quality standards and EU warranty - 2 years

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean