Sleep? Never Heard Of Her Funny Tee - For the Chronically Tired & Over-Caffeinated

Sleep? It's more of a concept than a reality. The "Sleep? Never Heard Of Her Funny Tee" is for the night owls, the overthinkers, the new parents, and anyone for whom a full night's rest is a mythical legend. This shirt perfectly captures the vibe of running on fumes, caffeine, and sheer willpower. With a playful, personifying twist, it turns chronic exhaustion into a hilarious inside joke for the perpetually tired. It’s for anyone who is intimately familiar with the 3 AM ceiling stare and considers it a personal time for deep, albeit sleepy, reflection.

Product Details & Features

• Comfort for the Weary: Made from super-soft, breathable cotton that’s gentle for all-nighters and delicate for sleep-deprived skin.

• Witty & Relatable Design: Features the clever, personifying phrase "Sleep? Never Heard Of Her" in a stylish, modern font.

• Sleepless-Friendly Fit: A classic unisex cut that’s perfect for late-night pacing or early-morning zombie mode. (Check our size chart for the perfect fit!).

• High-Quality Print: Durable, crisp printing that will look clear even through your bleary-eyed vision.

• The Perfect "I Feel You" Gift: A brilliant, understanding gift for new parents, insomniacs, students, and your perpetually exhausted best friend.

Why This Tee is the Uniform for the Sleepless

This shirt is a must-have because it’s perfect for:

• Insomniacs & Night Owls who are most productive when the world is asleep.

• New Parents & Caregivers who can't remember the last time they slept through the night.

• Students & Overthinkers whose brains refuse to shut off when their head hits the pillow.

• Gift-Givers looking for a hilarious and relatable present for anyone in a sleep-deprived season of life.

• Anyone who functions solely on caffeine and a questionable sleep schedule.

Style Your Exhausted Vibe

This tired-and-witty tee is your go-to for:

• Late-Night Errands: A subtle signal to other night owls at the 24-hour grocery store.

• Early Morning Coffee Runs: The perfect outfit for your caffeine pilgrimage.

• Zoom Meetings & Online Classes: Let your colleagues or classmates know exactly why you're on your third cup of coffee.

• Lounging at Home: The official shirt for surrendering to the couch after a sleepless night.

• Pairs perfectly with: Under-eye bags, a large coffee, a weighted blanket, and a complete disregard for conventional sleep patterns.

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Who Needs Sleep When You Can Have Witty Banter?

Embrace the exhaustion with a sense of humor. This tee is for everyone who is tired of being tired but can still laugh about it.

Ready to rep the sleepless life? Add to Cart and get yours today!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q1: What is the t-shirt made from?
A: It's made from 100% premium, breathable cotton that's perfect for both all-nighters and attempting to catch up on lost sleep.

Q2: How do I wash it to keep the print looking great?
A: We recommend washing inside-out in cold water and tumble drying on low. Avoid bleach to keep the witty phrase looking sharp.

Q3: What are the exact sizing details?
A: We offer a full unisex size range from S to XXL. Please refer to the detailed size chart on the product images for the perfect fit.

Q4: Is this shirt only for people with clinical insomnia?
A: Not at all! It's for anyone who has ever experienced a sleepless night, whether it's due to stress, a new baby, binge-watching a show, or just a busy mind. It's relatable sleep-deprivation humor.

Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. You'll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships!

Product features
- Made with 100% lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathable comfort
- Crisp, detailed sleeve and neck label printing for vibrant designs
- Retail fit suitable for casual and semi-formal occasions
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- REACH Certified and sourced ethically from Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean