Soft, breathable tee with a cheeky, spooky sense of humor. A cheerful ghost illustration grips a tiny knife beneath bold retro lettering that reads “I have stability — the ability to stab,” turning dark comedy into wearable charm. The lightweight cotton fabric drapes cleanly for everyday wear, while the crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette neat and easy to layer. Wear it to game nights, horror movie marathons, or casual hangouts where playful sarcasm lands best.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams and ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Durable shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and long-term wear
- Prints produced with crisp DTF or vibrant DTG techniques depending on fulfillment provider
- REACH certified blanks; ethically manufactured supply chain (Bella+Canvas, fair labor certified)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean