Stil Hammered Tote Bag
Stil Hammered Tote Bag
Still Hammered Tote Bag - The Morning After Survival Kit
The party was legendary, but the aftermath... needs supplies. The Still Hammered Tote Bag is the ultimate funny hangover tote for anyone who celebrates a little too hard and wears the consequences with pride. This hilariously honest tote is perfect for carrying your recovery essentials while announcing your current state to the world. Whether you're making a greasy spoon breakfast run, hauling hydration supplies, or just need a bag that understands your pain, this tote is your best friend when you're feeling less than fresh. Because sometimes, the walk of shame needs a practical carry-all!
Product Details & Features
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Recovery-Grade Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas that can handle water bottles, comfort food, and the heavy burden of last night's choices.
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Bold & Relatable Design: Features "STILL HAMMERED" in a clear, bold font that's easy to read, even through blurry vision.
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Survival-Ready Spacious: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions perfect for carrying electrolyte drinks, aspirin, sunglasses, and all your recovery essentials.
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Comfortable to Carry: Long, reinforced handles for a comfortable grip when your system is running on emergency power.
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The Perfect Party Person Gift: The ultimate funny gift for friends, a hilarious secret santa gift, or a souvenir from your own legendary night out.
Why You'll Love This Honest Tote
This funny hungover tote bag is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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The Life of the Party who closed the place down last night.
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Anyone Dealing with Regret who needed a little liquid courage.
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Friends & Siblings who share a tradition of festive overindulgence.
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Fans of Edgy & Relatable Humor that tells it like it is.
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Adults who want a funny, non-traditional bag for recovery days.
Style It Your Way
Carry your status with pride (and maybe some aspirin):
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Morning After Errands: Your official recovery tote for that walk to get greasy food.
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Post-Party Gatherings: A hilarious icebreaker at next-day friend hangouts.
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Festive Weekends: The perfect bag for holiday parties, birthdays, and celebrations.
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Beach & Pool Days: A great funny beach bag for bloody mary brunches.
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Gift Giving: A guaranteed laugh for your funniest and most mischievous friend.
Pairs perfectly with: A large bottle of water, ibuprofen, and a dark sense of humor.
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Person carrying Still Hammered tote on morning walk
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Conclusion: Embrace the Aftermath in Style!
The best stories often come with a rough morning after. The Still Hammered Tote Bag is the perfect, humorous badge of honor for anyone who gave it their all and lived to tell the tale (barely).
Ready to recover in style? Add to Cart and nurse that social battery!
H2: Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the tote bag made from?
A: This durable and reusable tote is made from high-quality canvas that's perfect for carrying recovery supplies, weekend essentials, and all your walk-of-shame necessities.
Q2: How do I clean the tote bag?
A: We recommend spot cleaning with a damp cloth and mild detergent. Do not machine wash or tumble dry to preserve the print quality.
Q3: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with a 4" gusset - perfect for standard hydration bottles and comfort food runs.
Q4: Is this tote bag machine washable?
A: No, to preserve the vibrant honest message, we recommend spot cleaning only to keep your tote looking fresh.
Q5: What is your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days. Please allow extra time for delivery during holiday seasons.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |