This lightweight tee brings a little mischief and mystery to everyday wear. A wide-eyed, trench-coated detective character holds a magnifying glass above the cheeky line, “Suspicious of everything. Including you.” The design reads like an inside joke shared between friends — wry, slightly awkward, and totally lovable. The soft black fabric makes the illustration pop while keeping the look low-key and wearable. Slip it on for coffee runs, game nights, or relaxed days when you want to send a playful signal without saying a word. The retail fit and classic crew neck let you layer a flannel or jacket over it, or wear it alone when your mood is all about dry humor and subtle personality.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (142 g/m²) for a lightweight, breathable feel
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and longer-lasting fit
- DTF/DTG printed design options for crisp, detailed artwork with vibrant colors
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; sourced blanks manufactured with fair-labor practices

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean