Teoddrunk Roosevelt Parody Tote Bag – Speak Softly and Carry a Strong Drink

The Teoddrunk Roosevelt Parody Tote Bag is your next go-to carryall if you love history, memes, and humor. This funny cotton tote is a nod to Theodore Roosevelt with a tipsy twist, perfect for parody lovers and intellectual rebels alike.

Presidential Parody Meets Meme Culture

Designed for Smart Humor Fans

Turn heads at the store, classroom, or park with a tote bag that celebrates both American history and meme culture.

Made to Order & Earth Friendly

Printed after you order, using eco-conscious inks on durable cotton canvas—supporting sustainability with style.

Rugged and Reusable

Like Teddy himself, this tote is tough. Perfect for books, groceries, or whatever you need to carry.

Perfect For...

History Nerds & Meme Enthusiasts

Get laughs and compliments from those who understand political humor.

Students & Teachers

Ideal for political science majors, educators, or anyone who loves witty historical references.

Gift Givers

A clever present for birthdays, holidays, or quirky celebrations.

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FAQs

Q: Is this tote bag made-to-order?
A: Yes! All Memez Store tote bags are printed only after you place your order. This helps reduce waste and ensures your product is freshly made.

Q: What material is the bag made of?
A: It's crafted from 100% cotton canvas, designed for long-lasting durability and eco-friendly use.

Q: Can the design fade after washing?
A: No worries—our high-quality printing process keeps the artwork vibrant and clear through many washes.

Q: Is it good as a gift?
A: Absolutely. It's one of our most unique and funny totes, perfect for history lovers with a sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas brings durability and strength.
- Flat corners designed for an organized interior.
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching ensure reliability.
- Heavy fabric for robust everyday use.
- Available in natural and black colors to suit your style.

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.