Too Jolly To Function Christmas Meme Tote Bag
Too Jolly To Function Christmas Meme Tote Bag
Too Jolly To Function Christmas Meme Tote Bag – Funny Over-the-Top Festive Tote
🧵 Short Description:
Warning: Holiday cheer levels are at maximum capacity. This "Too Jolly To Function" tote bag is for anyone whose festive spirit is so intense it's borderline debilitating. A hilarious declaration for the elf-on-the-shelf enthusiasts, the carol-singers, and those who start decorating in November. Carry your gifts, cookies, and unbridled merriment in this durable and joyous tote. Made to order for minimal waste.
⚠️ Note: This product is made to order – no bulk waste, just fresh prints.
Why You’ll Love This Tote
Hilariously Over-the-Top Festive Vibe
This bag perfectly captures the feeling of being so consumed by holiday joy that normal tasks become secondary. It’s a self-aware and funny badge for the most enthusiastic celebrators.
Your Festive Spirit, In Bag Form
Crafted from sturdy natural canvas, this tote is perfect for hauling all the essentials for spreading Christmas cheer—whether that's presents, baking supplies, or just your overwhelming positive energy.
The Perfect Gift for the Holiday Enthusiast
Ideal for the friend who has already watched every Hallmark movie, the family member who owns 20 holiday sweaters, or anyone who makes the season bright for everyone else.
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🧠 FAQ – Too Jolly To Function Christmas Tote Bag
Q1: What are the dimensions and material?
A1: This tote is made from durable, natural cotton canvas. Approximate dimensions are 15" x 16" (38cm x 40cm) with sturdy handles for carrying all your festive gear.
Q2: Is this for people who are actually non-functional?
A2: It's all in good fun! The phrase plays on the popular "too X to function" meme format, celebrating the wonderful, chaotic energy that comes with fully embracing the holiday spirit.
Q3: How much weight can it hold?
A3: This is a durable tote bag designed for everyday use and can comfortably carry 20-30 lbs (9-13 kg) of gifts, decorations, or holiday treats.
Q4: How long does production and delivery take?
A4: Order early for the holidays! As each item is made to order, please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery time then depends on your location and the selected shipping method.
Q5: What is your return policy?
A5: Due to the personalized nature of made-to-order items, we only accept returns for damaged or defective products. Please visit our Returns Page for full details.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
15" x 16" |