Too Tired To Function or Care Tote Bag
Too Tired To Function or Care Tote Bag
Too Tired To Function or Care Tote Bag - The Official Uniform of Exhaustion
(Introduction)
Running on caffeine, chaos, and very little sleep? Welcome to the club. Our "Too Tired To Function or Care" Tote Bag is the hilariously honest accessory for anyone operating at peak exhaustion levels. Whether you're a sleep-deprived parent, an overworked student, or just someone perpetually running on empty, this bag perfectly captures that special state of being where even basic decisions feel overwhelming. Durable, spacious, and brutally relatable, it's the perfect companion for navigating life when you're running on fumes.
Product Details & Features
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Exhaustion-Proof Material: Made from sturdy, high-quality canvas that can handle being carried by tired hands
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Brutally Honest Design: Features "TOO TIRED TO FUNCTION OR CARE" in clear, relatable text
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Survival-Mode Spacious: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions perfect for carrying your bare essentials
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Easy-Grip Handles: Comfortable handles even when you're barely awake
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Low-Maintenance Care: Machine washable because you have enough to worry about
Why This Tote Gets It
This isn't just a bag—it's a mood that understands:
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The struggle of adulting while exhausted
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Parent life on minimal sleep
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Student survival during finals
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Work burnout and Sunday scaries
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General human fatigue in modern life
The perfect way to communicate your energy level without having to explain yourself!
Style It Your Way
Perfect for:
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Survival Errands: Grocery runs when you're running on empty
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Work/School Commutes: Carrying your laptop while barely conscious
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Coffee Missions: Your essential caffeine procurement device
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Parent Life: Diaper bag alternative for tired parents
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Gift Giving: Ultimate present for your exhausted best friend
Pairs perfectly with: Our Running On Caffeine Socks for complete tired-but-trying vibes!
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Your Exhaustion, Understood.
Why pretend you have energy when you can be honestly, hilariously tired? This tote is the perfect way to carry your essentials while keeping your sense of humor about the perpetual state of exhaustion that is modern life.
Ready to embrace the tired? Add to Cart and conserve your energy!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with 4" gusset - perfectly sized for life's bare minimum requirements.
Q2: Is this bag machine washable?
A: Yes! Because tired people deserve easy-care solutions. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low.
Q3: Is this design too negative?
A: It's relatable humor! Most people appreciate the honesty and find it comforting to know they're not alone in feeling constantly tired.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The reinforced construction comfortably carries up to 30 lbs - perfect for the heavy burden of existence (and your actual stuff).
Q5: What's your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days with delivery in 3-5 business days after shipping.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural, Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |