Warning Too Much Sass Tote Bag - Sarcastic Meme Bag for Unfiltered Humans 

FAQ Section

How big is this sass container?

Fits: 1 venti Starbucks, 3 shady comebacks, and all the audacity you'll need for the day (15" x 16").

 Is this actually durable?

Our canvas has survived:

• 3 breakups

• 1 HR meeting

• Countless eye rolls

What's your return policy?

We accept returns if:

• You write a 500-word essay on why you're being sensitive

• The bag isn't stained with coffee/wine (we know better)

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     • "See all Meme Tote Bags for more savage designs"

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2. Policy 

   • *"Ships in 3-5 days (see Shipping Info for exceptions)"*

1. • "Made with OEKO-TEX certified cotton" → Link to certification

   • "Featured in 2024 Meme Gift Guides" → Link to trending article

2. Social 

   • "As seen on @SassLevelUnknown TikTok" → Link to viral feature

   • FAQ Section (H2)

     How much sass can this bag actually hold?

     Enough for:

     • 1 Karen confrontation

     • 3 "I told you so" moments

     • Unlimited eye rolls (measured in 15" x 16" dimensions)

     Is this machine washable like my dignity?

     Yes! Cold wash, tumble dry low (just like your standards).

      What if I regret my sass purchase?

     Our return policy requires:

     • A notarized letter from your therapist

     • Proof you've tried being nice for 24hrs

     Why does it say "Est. 1990"?

     That's when sarcasm was declared an official language (citation needed).

     Let's be real - you weren't going to start filtering yourself today anyway. This Warning Too Much Sass Tote Bag is the perfect wingman for your unhinged adventures, courtroom appearances, and trips to Target where strangers will ask you where you got it. Ships fast (unlike your character development).

      

     • Product features
       - 100% Cotton canvas for durability
       - Flat corners for a sleek look
       - Reinforced stitching on carrying handles
       - Heavy fabric for sturdiness
       - Available in natural and black colors
       
       Care instructions
       - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
       - Spot clean
       - Do not bleach
       - Line dry