Diet starts Tote Bag
Diet starts Tote Bag
Diet Starts Tomorrow Tote Bag - The Official Snacker's Manifesto
(Introduction)
Tomorrow is always the perfect day to start a diet—which is why today is the perfect day for another cookie! Our "Diet Starts Tomorrow" Tote Bag is for everyone who believes in the power of postponement and the joy of delicious food. This hilarious and relatable design celebrates the universal truth that life's too short to skip dessert. Whether you're a dedicated foodie, a serial snacker, or just someone who appreciates good humor, this bag is your perfect companion for market runs, bakery visits, and embracing the "treat yourself" philosophy.
Product Details & Features
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Treat-Proof Material: Crafted from sturdy, high-quality canvas that's perfect for carrying your favorite snacks and ingredients.
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Relatable Foodie Humor: Features "DIET STARTS TOMORROW" in bold, playful lettering that every food lover will understand.
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Snack-Ready Spacious: Generous 15" x 16" dimensions perfect for groceries, bakery boxes, or your latest farmers market haul.
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Comfortable Carry: Reinforced handles for comfortable shoulder or hand carry.
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Easy Care: Machine washable for easy cleaning.
Why This Tote Resonates
This isn't just a bag—it's a lifestyle statement perfect for:
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Food lovers and culinary enthusiasts
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Anyone who lives by "cheat day everyday" philosophy
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People who appreciate realistic wellness humor
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Those who believe balance includes cake
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Gift-givers looking for something universally relatable
The perfect blend of humor and practicality for anyone who knows good food makes life better!
Style It Your Way
Perfect for:
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Farmer's Market Runs: Carry your fresh produce (and pastries) in style
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Bakery Visits: The perfect excuse to pick up "just one more" treat
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Grocery Shopping: Add humor to your weekly food haul
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Potlucks & Parties: Bring your famous dish with extra personality
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Gift Giving: Ultimate present for your foodie best friend
Pairs perfectly with: Our Carbs Are Life Socks for complete foodie vibes!
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Eat Today, Diet Tomorrow.
Why feel guilty about enjoying food when you can celebrate it? This Diet Starts Tomorrow tote is the perfect way to carry your essentials while keeping your sense of humor—and your snacks—close at hand.
Ready to embrace food joy? Add to Cart and worry about diets tomorrow!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with 4" gusset - perfect for standard grocery items and bakery boxes.
Q2: Is this bag machine washable?
A: Yes! Machine wash cold and tumble dry low to keep your foodie humor fresh.
Q3: Is this design promoting unhealthy habits?
A: It's all in good fun! The design celebrates balance and not taking life too seriously—most people understand it's humorous, not medical advice.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The reinforced construction comfortably carries up to 30 lbs - great for groceries, cookbooks, or your favorite ingredients.
Q5: What's your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days with delivery in 3-5 business days after shipping.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |