Keep Calm Tote Bag
Keep Calm Tote Bag
Keep Calm Tote Bag - And Carry On With Style
(Introduction)
Keep calm and... well, you know the rest! Our Keep Calm Tote Bag collection takes the iconic British wartime slogan and gives it a hilarious modern twist. Whether you need to "Keep Calm And Eat Pizza," "Keep Calm And Call Batman," or "Keep Calm And Pretend It's Not Monday," we've got the perfect parody design to match your mood. These durable, spacious totes are perfect for carrying your essentials while reminding yourself (and everyone else) to take life with a grain of salt and a good sense of humor.
Product Details & Features
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Sturdy & Reliable: Made from high-quality canvas that can handle your daily stress (and your daily essentials)
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Multiple Funny Designs: Choose from various Keep Calm parodies to match your personality
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Perfectly Practical: 15" x 16" dimensions with comfortable handles
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Eco-Friendly: Reusable alternative to plastic bags
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Easy Maintenance: Machine washable for stress-free cleaning
Why These Totes Are So Popular
The Keep Calm parody phenomenon works because:
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Instant recognition of the classic design
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Endless possibilities for personalization
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Perfect blend of British humor and modern sarcasm
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Great for stress relief through laughter
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Appeals to all ages and personalities
Popular Design Options
Choose your favorite:
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Keep Calm And Eat Pizza
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Keep Calm And Call Batman
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Keep Calm And Carry Wine
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Keep Calm And Game On
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Keep Calm And Mom On
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Keep Calm And Code On
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Keep Calm And Shop On
Perfect match: Our Keep Calm Socks complete your parody outfit!
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Keep Calm And Eat Pizza Tote Bag - Memez Store -
Funny Keep Calm Parody Tote Bag Collection -
Keep Calm And Carry Wine Tote Bag Design -
British Humor Tote Bag with Crown Design -
Person carrying Keep Calm tote looking ironically stressed
Keep Calm And Choose Your Design!
Whether you're facing Monday, finals, or just general adulting stress, these Keep Calm parody totes bring the perfect dose of humor to help you through. Choose your favorite design and carry your stress in style!
Ready to face life with humor? Add to Cart and keep calm!
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What are the exact dimensions?
A: This tote measures 15" wide x 16" high with 4" gusset - perfect for laptops, books, and daily essentials.
Q2: Are these bags machine washable?
A: Yes! Machine wash cold and tumble dry low to keep your humor fresh and clean.
Q3: Can I request a custom Keep Calm design?
A: We regularly add new designs based on customer suggestions! Contact us with your idea.
Q4: How much weight can it hold?
A: The reinforced construction comfortably carries up to 30 lbs - great for books, groceries, or the weight of your responsibilities.
Q5: What's your shipping time?
A: Most orders ship within 1-2 business days with delivery in 3-5 business days after shipping.
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
| Color |
Natural |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |