Let's Get Ship Faced Tote Bag - All Hands on Deck for a Good Time

The anchor is up and the mission is clear. The "Let's Get Ship Faced" Tote Bag is the ultimate call to action for nautical merriment, blending classic maritime spirit with a universally understood goal. This bag is for the fun-loving captain, the life-of-the-party first mate, and any crew member who believes the best voyages are powered by sunshine, laughter, and a well-stocked cooler.

Carry your boat drinks, sunscreen, and party supplies in a bag that sets the tone for the day. It’s a cheeky, clever pun that’s equally at home on a sunset cruise, at a beachside bar, or as a hilarious accessory for your next nautical-themed party on land.

Product Details & Features

• Iconic Nautical Party Pun: Features the legendary phrase "LET'S GET SHIP FACED" in bold, maritime-inspired typography. An instant mood-setter and the best crew motto you can carry.

• Sturdy, Salt-Air Ready Build: Made from durable, natural cotton canvas—built to withstand sun, spray, and spontaneous fun.

• Spacious & Cooler-Companion Sized: Generous size (approx. 15" x 16") to hold ice packs, canned beverages, snack bags, and all the essentials for a day on the water (or pretending you are).

• Vivid, Sun-Fast Print: High-quality print that resists fading, so your party declaration stays bold season after season.

• The Perfect Gift for the Salty Crew: An ideal, hilarious gift for the boat owner, yacht week enthusiast, marina bar regular, or any friend whose idea of navigation involves finding the next cold beverage.

 Why This Boat Party Tote is a Must-Have

This nautical drinking tote is a must-have because it’s perfect for:

• Boaters, Sailors & Water Enthusiasts who host the best floating parties.

• Beach & Lake House Crews bringing pirate energy to the shoreline.

• Cruise Goers & Vacationers celebrating the all-inclusive lifestyle.

• Pun Masters & Wordplay Fans who salute a perfectly executed double entendre.

• Gift-Givers looking for a legendary funny boating gift, a bachelor/bachelorette party favor, or a present for the friend who's always the life of the party.

• Anyone whose favorite nautical term is "Anchor Down, Drinks Up."

 Style Your Salty & Social Vibe

This party barge tote is your go-to companion for:

• Boat Days & Sunset Cruises: The official gear bag for the fun crew.

• Tailgates & Beach Bonfires: Wherever a cooler goes, this bag should lead.

• Nautical-Themed Parties & Pub Crawls: An instant conversation catalyst.

• Casual Weekend Wear: For a permanently festive, maritime attitude on land.

Pairs perfectly with: Deck shoes, polarized sunglasses, a waterproof Bluetooth speaker, a Yeti tumbler, and a designated captain (for the boat, not your drink).

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q1: What is the tote bag made from?
A: It's made from heavy-duty, natural cotton canvas—ready for sandy beaches, wet boat decks, and lively dockside hangs.

Q2: What are its dimensions?
A: It measures approximately 15" x 16", offering ample space for a six-pack, towels, and all your sun-soaked essentials.

Q3: How do I clean it after a... lively outing?
A: Spot clean with a damp cloth. For a deeper clean, hand wash gently in cold water and air dry. Avoid harsh detergents to keep the vibe intact.

Q4: Is this appropriate for all ages?
A: This bag features adult humor and is intended for mature audiences who appreciate a clever, cheeky pun about nautical good times.

Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. We'll get your party started fast.

Chart a Course for Fun. Pack the Pun.

Don't just plan a day on the water—declare it. This tote is your first mate in fun, a bold statement that good times are the only destination. It's for those who lead the party fleet and do it with a witty slogan.

Ready to set sail for a good time? Add to Cart and hoist the mainsail of merriment.

Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas construction for durability
- Flat corners for a seamless design
- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching for easy carrying
- Available in natural and black colors
- Sewn-in label for authenticity

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.