Running on Rum and Bad Decision Funny Tote Bag
Running on Rum and Bad Decision Funny Tote Bag
Running on Rum and Bad Decisions Tote Bag - A Transparent Look at Adulting
Let's be honest: sometimes coffee just doesn't cut it, and your best-laid plans go delightfully off the rails. The "Running on Rum and Bad Decisions" Tote Bag is a hilariously honest admission for the beautifully chaotic adult, the self-aware survivor, and anyone who powers through the week on a mix of questionable choices and liquid courage.
This bag is a badge of honor for those who laugh in the face of perfection. It's for the friend who shows up, gets it done (somehow), and has a great story to tell afterward. Carry your essentials in a bag that tells the truth about your fuel source and your fearless approach to life's plot twists.
Product Details & Features
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Brutally Honest & Relatable Slogan: Features the iconic, self-aware phrase "RUNNING ON RUM AND BAD DECISIONS" in a bold, playful, or slightly distressed font. It's a mood, a mantra, and a conversation starter all in one.
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Sturdy, Survivor-Built: Made from durable, natural cotton canvas—tough enough to carry the weight of your life choices and your groceries.
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Spacious & For-All-Contingencies: Generous size (approx. 15" x 16") with reinforced handles. Fits your laptop, a change of clothes, a water bottle, and the emotional baggage you're carrying with a smile.
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Vibrant, Unapologetic Print: High-quality print that ensures the slogan stays clear and defiant, just like your spirit.
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The Perfect Gift for the Gloriously Imperfect: An ideal, empathetic and hilarious gift for the friend who's always in a story, the burned-out professional, the parent in the trenches, or anyone who embraces the beautiful mess of life.
Why This Relatable Tote is a Must-Have
This sarcastic adulting tote is a must-have because it’s perfect for:
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Tired Adults & Parents running on fumes and humor.
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Service & Hospitality Industry Warriors (bartenders, servers, nurses) who live the slogan.
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Creative Chaos Mavens & Entrepreneurs whose best ideas come from unconventional places.
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Gift-Givers looking for a funny birthday gift for a 21+ friend, a relatable present for a coworker, or a "I feel you" gift for someone going through it.
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Anyone whose personal motto is "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
Style Your Beautifully Chaotic Vibe
This bad decisions tote is your go-to companion for:
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Grocery Runs at 9 PM: For when you're stocking up on both comfort food and coping mechanisms.
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Work & Errands: A subtle cry for help and solidarity in the office or checkout line.
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Weekend Adventures & Spontaneous Plans: The official bag of "let's see where this goes."
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Just Getting Through the Day: For when your main goal is survival with a sense of humor.
Pairs perfectly with: A sense of irony, a strong cocktail (or a mocktail), zero regrets (or many, but you're owning them), and a good story to tell.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Q1: What is the tote bag made from?
A: It's made from heavy-duty, natural cotton canvas—as resilient as you are after a long week of questionable choices and triumphant survival.
Q2: What are its dimensions?
A: It measures approximately 15" x 16", the perfect size to be your daily partner-in-crime for all of life's adventures and errands.
Q3: How do I clean it?
A: Spot clean with a damp cloth for minor spills (perhaps rum-related). For a deeper clean, hand wash gently in cold water and air dry flat. The memories are permanent; the stains don't have to be.
Q4: Is this promoting unhealthy habits?
A: It’s promoting self-awareness, humor, and resilience. It's a lighthearted, relatable joke for adults about the chaotic, imperfect nature of life. Always consume responsibly and make decisions that are right for you.
Q5: What is your shipping timeline?
A: We process and ship orders within 1-3 business days. We'll help you run on something other than bad decisions—like the excitement of a new package!
Own Your Narrative. Carry Your Chaos.
Life is messy, decisions are questionable, and sometimes rum is involved. This tote celebrates the hilarious, unvarnished truth of getting by and having a laugh about it along the way. It's for the real ones, the survivors, and the glorious messes.
Ready to wear your truth? Add to Cart and carry on (responsibly).
Product features
- 100% Cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²))
- Sewn-in label
- Available in natural and black colors
- For adults
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
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Natural |
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| Size |
15" x 16" |